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I got #99RecruiterProblems and the candidate whose uploaded résumé reads:
📄 “I’ll bring my résumé when I come in for an interview” 📄
is 1.
#RecruiterProblems #ResumeTips #ResumeFail
I hate sending out resumes. I have never gotten an adult job from my resume, it's always people recommending me for a position. I'm so much more than a few descriptive lines on a piece of paper. The new job I recently applied for turned me down. #resumefail
#CuantoAQue nadie te va a tomar en serio si tu CV está lleno de florecitas y en tu foto sales aventando besos? #ResumeFail
Reading a resume which lists proficiency in Win9X, XP and NT. If only I were hiring 15 years ago, that would make sense. #resumefail
Special skills: Canadian Passport.
So your special skill is that you're Canadian? #ResumeFail
I am loyal to my employer at all costs. Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voicemail #resumefail
20 Of The Funniest Resume Blunders You Will Ever See #resumefail #recruitment https://t.co/UO8VgI20Xo
Dear Alex,
Before you send in a letter of reference, make sure the author puts YOUR name in the letter.
#resumefail
Always amazed at the things I see on resumes... "ability to function independently" #ResumeFail #TopSkillsFail
more n more #resumefail
I didn't realize running the Terry Fox Run was resume worthy for an insurance brokerage. #JobSeekersWednesday #resumefail
One sure way to put me off a #CV before I've even read it, attach a photo! What is with that? 😜
#jobmarket #resumefail
5 (hilarious) candidate bloopers #recruitment #resumefail #interviewfail https://t.co/mRjiEEpCh5 @bullhornAPAC
While I like to receive concise #resumes, this 1 paragraph #CV I received today is somethng else
#resumefail #OhDear
I suppose it is important to set expectations #resumefail
Never, ever include "Proficient in Microsoft Office" on your resume when applying for a tech job. It's embarrassing. #resumefail
Going through resumes this afternoon, cover letter reads "I have good comuitcation ty" #notevenjoking #resumefail #wearealldoomed
Never lie on your resume #ResumeFail
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