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not now, honey. i’m on my genius shit #smartasfuck
not me brother #smartasfuck
Being in university is realizing that you are not as smart as you thought and all your classmates are somehow geniuses
Tom Brady routinely took less money so that a better team a better OL could surround him and improve his chance of winning Super Bowls. When you win a few of those you make up that money AND THEN SOME with endorsements during & after your career.
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IRL WANTS MY TWITTER NOOO NOOO!!!!!!!
idk holding ya piss is literally hidden op, you just tryna piss so you finish whatever you're doing faster #DaddyMove #Business #SmartasFuck
Yea... so ... we are still playing boardgames...
come haNG. byob
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My 16 year old dope as fuck and what about it…. People don’t see her much cause I keep her tucked #avirgin #smartasfuck #proudparent #fireasssibling
@PNNewsJR @MrJerryJarett @fakestanlane @RasslinGrenade @TheEyeOfGibson Pretty honoured to have my portrait painted in preparation of my upcoming Knighthood for miraculous research contributions to the expansion of knowledge. #SmartAsFuck
Asked a member of the trucker convoy what issues were important to her. Her answer was… interesting.
Me when Richard Osman on House of Games says “well done if you got that at home” and I totally did #SmartAsFuck
Wohooo coworker and me solved all the puzzles. It took us a week xD
We are officially smart now. 🤣🤣
#Zornbrecher #smartasfuck #puzzle
Just got the starter question and ALL 3 bonus questions correct on University Challenge! 🤓
#SmartAsFuck
a new barbers has opened in golborne, i went in and asked him to make me look “smart as fuck”. not specifying length, style or clipper number. every time he asked for direction i told him “it’s up to you”. here are the results #smartasfuck
Erst funktioniert das Raiden nicht richtig, dann raide ich doppelt (das ist eigentlich ziemlich noice 😎), dann schließe ich den Stream und sehe meinen Tweet - fertig geschrieben und geschmückt - vergessen abzusenden. Wow Sayu. #smartasfuck
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