#SQLHumor - Twitter Hashtag

2 months ago

#sql #structuredquereylanguage #sqlserver #sqltables #dropatable #coding #codinghumor #sqlhumor #sqlmemes #mssql #microsoft #microsoftsqlserver #sqlebrity #sqlexpert #sqlconsultants

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SQL Solutions Group @SQLGroup

3 months ago

#sql #sqlserver #indexing #distractedboyfriend #sqlmeme #sqlhumor #computerprogramming #informationtech #it

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Abhijeet Singh @Ab_hi_je_et

4 months ago

Why do DBAs make great partners? 💍 Because we always check for a COMMIT-ment before finishing the job. ✅ #OracleDBA #SQLHumor #CringePost #TechJokes

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DataHubHouse

@datahubhouse

6 months ago

Why did the data analyst go to therapy? Too many unresolved queries! #DataLife #SQLHumor

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Geopits @GeoPITS_DBAs

7 months ago

Deploying at 6 PM on a Friday? That’s a horror story only DBAs understand. “It’ll be a quick fix…” Famous last words before the weekend disappears. Happy Friday - deploy responsibly! #FridayFeels #GeoPITS #TechHumor #DBA #SQLHumor #DatabaseLife #DevOpsHumor #ITHumor

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Monica Morehouse (Rathbun) @SQLEspresso

8 months ago

🎧 MUSIC TO MY EARS 🎧 👏 Joe gets it. 🛑 NOLOCK abuse needs to go. ✅ In a world full of RCSI—be like Joe. 💬 Let’s build code we’re proud of (and that doesn’t read dirty data). #SQLServer #NOLOCK #RCSI #DataIntegrity #DevLife #SQLHumor #developers #mvpbuzz

SQLEspresso's tweet photo. 🎧 MUSIC TO MY EARS 🎧 👏 Joe gets it. 🛑 NOLOCK abuse needs to go. ✅ In a world full of RCSI—be like Joe. 💬 Let’s build code we’re proud of (and that doesn’t read dirty data). #SQLServer #NOLOCK #RCSI #DataIntegrity #DevLife #SQLHumor #developers #mvpbuzz https://t.co/rWp9wEYBm7

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Geo-ICT Training Center, Nederland @GeoICT055

9 months ago

It's a marathon, not a sprint. 🏁 Read more: https://t.co/1y0uZUpS2J #GeoICT #DatabaseChallenges #SQLHumor #DataManagement

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SQL Solutions Group @SQLGroup

9 months ago

#sql #structuredquereylanguage #sqlserver #sqltables #dropatable #coding #codinghumor #sqlhumor #sqlmemes #mssql #microsoft #microsoftsqlserver #sqlebrity #sqlexpert #sqlconsultants

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Kachi.csv @kachi_csv

10 months ago

WHERE is the bouncer of your database. No condition? Everyone gets in. #SQLHumor #DataAnalysis

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Kachi.csv @kachi_csv

10 months ago

Joins in SQL are like friendships: INNER JOIN means you have something in common, LEFT JOIN means one side’s still there if the other ghosts. #SQLHumor #DataTips

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Menagos @Menagos

10 months ago

Solved in 10 minutes what had the whole team stuck for 3 hours 😎SQL sharp, pivot game strong, dashboard clean — just vibes and queries. #DataAnalysis #SQLHumor #ExcelLife #AnalyticsVibes #DataMeme #TechComedy #LearnData #DataCourse #ProblemSolver #Relatable #DataNerds #MemeLife

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OluwaPelumi.Adedokun @PFA001

11 months ago

DELETE FROM company WHERE id > 0; Just like that, the entire database—gone 😭 This is what happens when you watch 3 Excel tutorials and claim 5 years’ experience 😩@DannyThompson @theaspiringdev @DataChaz @kieshah__ y’all ever seen this kind of situation? 😂 #SQLHumor #DataFam

PFA001's tweet photo. DELETE FROM company WHERE id > 0;
Just like that, the entire database—gone 😭

This is what happens when you watch 3 Excel tutorials and claim 5 years’ experience 😩@DannyThompson @theaspiringdev @DataChaz @kieshah__ y’all ever seen this kind of situation? 😂

#SQLHumor #DataFam https://t.co/toLvfNeJvs

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SQL Solutions Group @SQLGroup

12 months ago

hmmm 🤔 #sql #sqlsolutionsgroup #sqlmeme #sqlhumor #dba #dbameme #dbajokes #whydoesntitwork #programming #computerprogrammingmeme #coding #code #codelife #programmerlife

SQLGroup's tweet photo. hmmm 🤔

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SQL Solutions Group @SQLGroup

about 1 year ago

pov: me at the end of the month #sql #sqlsolutionsgroup #guardiansofthegalaxy #sqlmeme #sqlhumor #dba #dbameme #dbajokes #iamgroot #grootmeme #programming #computerprogrammingmeme

SQLGroup's tweet photo. pov: me at the end of the month
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SQL Solutions Group @SQLGroup

about 1 year ago

#sql #sqlsolutionsgroup #sqlmeme #sqlhumor #dba #dbameme #dbajokes #programming #computerprogrammingmeme

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SQL Solutions Group @SQLGroup

about 1 year ago

Which is the scariest? #sql #sqlsolutionsgroup #sqlmeme #sqlhumor #dba #dbameme #dbajokes #programming #computerprogrammingmeme #microsoftsql #databaseadmin #datahumor #dbahumor #dbajokes #databaseengineer

SQLGroup's tweet photo. Which is the scariest?

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SQL Solutions Group @SQLGroup

about 1 year ago

#sql #sqlhumor #coding #codinghumor #codingjokes #sqlcoding #sqlhumor #python #pythonexperience

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SQL Solutions Group @SQLGroup

about 1 year ago

We feel underappreciated sometimes #sql #sqlhumor #coding #codinghumor #codingjokes #sqlcoding #sqlhumor #it #informationtechnology #itperson #itlife #itappreciation

SQLGroup's tweet photo. We feel underappreciated sometimes

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Marvellous Oladimeji Iroko @Marvelofweb3

about 1 year ago

Today marks the day CTE saved me from lots of trouble CTEs just swooped in like a SQL superhero and rescued my query from the depths of nested subquery hell! 😅 #SQL #DataWrangling #LearningToCode #Database #SQLHumor #CodingJourney Data Analysis