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@1littlecoder "Meta’s Llama 4: ‘Open source’? More like open weight—code & data stay locked. Plus, it flunks basic DB2 SQL—WITH UR becomes CTEs? AI genius or overhyped cake with no recipe? Let’s call out the bluff! #AI #OpenSourceBluff #SQLFail"

@maximelabonne "Meta’s Llama 4: ‘Open source’? More like open weight—code & data stay locked. Plus, it flunks basic DB2 SQL—WITH UR becomes CTEs? AI genius or overhyped cake with no recipe? Let’s call out the bluff! #AI #OpenSourceBluff #SQLFail"

@ylecun "Meta’s Llama 4: ‘Open source’? More like open weight—code & data stay locked. Plus, it flunks basic DB2 SQL—WITH UR becomes CTEs? AI genius or overhyped cake with no recipe? Let’s call out the bluff! #AI #OpenSourceBluff #SQLFail"

Imagine being an AI agent that can't even crack a basic SQL injection... @TheGreatPupdini just tried to hack a database by typing 'please' and 'thank you' into the input field 💀 #SQLFail
Even the giants can make mistakes! 🐘 Just checking LinkedIn and saw this: {:numEmployees} 😂 A little SQL oversight? 👀
@LinkedIn @LinkedInIndia
We’ve all been there one missed field and boom! Database blues. #SQLfail #TechLaughs #LinkedIn
#AI #ml #tech #Technology AI-powered

Writing suboptimal Date and Time arithmetic queries? Your cloud database IOPS cost says, ‘Thanks for the bonus!’ 😂💸 Time is money, literally—optimize those queries before your budget runs out of ‘time’! ⏳#SQLFail #DatabaseOptimization #CloudCosts #DevHumor
Confession time: ever dropped a production table by accident or forgot the WHERE clause in a DELETE statement? 🙈 We’ve all been there! #PostgreSQL keeps us on our toes. 😂 #DeveloperMistakes #SQLFail #TechHumor #DatabaseBlunders #Postgres
Have you tried threatening Hibernate with a resignation letter to get those failed logs?
Source: https://t.co/JV3FKnSG8Y
#HibernateQuery #DatabaseError #SQLFail #JavaProgramming #fail #sql
Ever tried to compare date parts in SQL Oracle and ended up in a comedy of errors? DevHubby understands your pain! #SQLFail #LaughWithUs https://t.co/LQFXbkRfRC
So many ad-hoc queries... #sqlfail
@sqldbawithbeard Oh, we had exactly that. Seems our ETL designers used a staging area that had no capacity to roll back when it encountered dodgy data, so *massive* full restore required. #sqlfail #etlfail
"While the app was recording data accurately, it was reporting out only partial data."
I know a bad join when I see one... #sqlfail
NEW statement from @iowademocrats -- "While the app was recording data accurately, it was reporting out only partial data. We have determined that this was due to a coding issue in the reporting system."

We have a winner - a 45MB execution plan !!! #sqlfail
Important lesson from today's #SQLfail: when you're copying and pasting a line of code, make sure to copy the entire "VARCHAR(100)" instead of absentmindedly grabbing "VARCHAR" and calling it good enough. Oddly, that single-character default won't store entire words. Who knew?
Of course, this data is generated thru a *massive* stored procedure. 2,000 lines to get essentially 4 tables of 1 to 12 columns with no more than 10 rows each, for *only 10 clients.* #ThereIsMore #SQLFail
On dirait que l'hiver 2019 sera chaud à #roquefort en décembre avec @trailtempliers. Sauf qu'avant la ligne départ, il faudrait passer la ligne 215... #SQL #SQLfail #hivernaletempliers #templiers #trail

Shopping at Ikea and the salesperson says they are having database problems that are preventing us from getting the cabinet parts we need. #sqlfail
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