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Went to the gym at the Mexican resort and jumped on the treadmill to do a run. I couldn’t figure out why it was going so slow……Then it hit me. 😆 the metric system. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to convert km to miles per hour. #scienceteacherproblems
Bruh I put these right next to each other on my desk and ALMOST DIED #ScienceTeacherProblems
Dropped a scale on my foot this week while cleaning up after a lab. #ScienceTeacherProblems
Explain and demonstrate the lab procedure once for the whole class and then 30 more times for individual kids who weren’t paying attention.
That’s how we roll.
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I need them. Students are making livery slurry on Thursday for a digestive enzyme lab. Can't put this one on the supply list. 😂 #scienceTeacherProblems #scienceTeacherLife
What a fun surprise this morning to find two butterflies!! Only problem was they flew back into the classroom. My intern, son and I were chasing down butterflies at 6:30 in the morning. #scienceteacherproblems @WoodbridgeElem @HCPSElemScience
No Megan, just leave your dissection material out. I would love to put all this away for you. It’s what I live for! #HeavySarcasm #ScienceTeacherProblems
This lab better work on Monday. (Read: I really hope I didn’t mess anything up) #scienceteacherproblems
Despite my general clumsiness I've mostly only had near misses.
Almost blown my face off couple times with thermite/methane rockets etc
Actually got a horrible blistered burn from simply lighting a match once
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Oh #edutwitter I have a question for you… 😳 What is your oddest school related injury? A child moved their book away from me this week… and I got a paper cut … on the back of my ear! 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ Only me! @MrTs_NQTs @Toriaclaire @MissKhan__ @RetirementTales @Alex_Bramley3 @MrB_Y3
AH CRIPES! I HAVE BURNED THE MUSCLES! Students made muscles out of clay and I set them almost on fire. Geez. So, tomorrow I'll bring them cake and we will talk about their crispy projects 😭😫😂😒 #scienceTeacherProblems
Heh, Heh…..I just one-upped all that chart paper full of awesomeness in my classroom after only 6 full school days.@NGSS_tweeps #scienceteacherproblems
Sent out today in an email: “Just so it is clear and in writing, please do not put your students in the UV goggle sanitation cabinet or under other forms of harmful UV radiation.” #CYA #backtoschool #scienceteacherproblems
#ScienceTeacherProblems - being confident to equip and supervise 30 children with glassware, open flames, corrosive substances etc
But being totally terrified by the husband wanting me to cut his hair
I haven't been trained for this!!
Since I didn't get to do my school Halloween show at work this year, looks like I'm doing it at home. #scienceteacherproblems #STEMeducation
Triple beam balance spilled everywhere & broke 🤦♀️😳 Had to do my own experimenting to make it work again... #scienceteacherproblems #redbud132
When you go to get ice cream with your family, but end up crawling under a bench to save a toad 🐸 #ScienceTeacherProblems
Ok who’s the prankster who keeps putting reptiles in my classroom?!? Seriously ... did they colonize my science closet during quarantine? #scienceteacherproblems
Found this five striped skink in my classroom this week ... had to pass other rooms to reach me!!!
Me: horoscopes r fake
🤪: horoscopes r real
Me: okay, have fun believing in your bullshit and then wondering why people are stupid
#criticalthinking #horoscopes #barnumeffect #scienceteacherproblems @NASA @Alt_NASA
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