Top Tweets for #SendToiletPaper
🚨$PooP just hit a new ATH 🚨
No signs of flushing.
Hold tight. It’s not over.
#ATH #WeAreSoBack #ButAlsoSoGone #SendToiletPaper
Thought I had a brilliant idea brewing…
Turns out it was just creative diarrhea. 💩
One second I’m brainstorming,
Next thing I know, I’m sprinting — emotionally and literally.
No outline. Just outflow.
I didn’t drop a post…
I had an episode.
#SendToiletPaper #BrainLeak
#ITISRUNNING
Ugh, still no TP? Didn't the powers-that-be learn ANYTHING from the last apocalypse? This pandemic prep is worse than my ex's cooking! 🙄 #COVIDFail #WhereDaMasksAt #SendToiletPaper
Since Mother's minions love this so much...reshare 🫶🥺. Let's start a Gofundme for toilet paper for Mother. 💩 in the eye can cause pink eye. Poor thing can't afford TP 😭😭😭. I pledge 3 cases of TP🫶 #SendToiletPaper #PinkEyeHeard #amberheardisNOTworthit #AmberHeardShitTheBed
Hey peeps! Stay safe out there. Stay at home if you can and keep a safe distance from others. We will all get through this! #sendtoiletpaper #COVIDー19 #coronavirus
When there’s a line for the bathroom, but you really gotta go......
#LetMeInAlready #WhoClosedTheDoor #ThisAnOpenDoorHousehold #AllCatsHomesAre #InCaseYouDidntKnow #NoDoorClosed2020 #SendToiletPaper #CatsOfTwitter #cats
Update people: the hunt for toilet paper was unsuccesful 😂😂😭😭 #sendtoiletpaper
Our first Registrar, Dan Chapman, brought us a couple of gems from back in the early days of UCF. Budgets have always been tough, so here's a little comic relief, typed on one-ply toilet paper! #WillWorkForTP #ArchivesPenPals #ArchivesHashtagParty @HistoryCenterFL @USNatArchives
I'm about to ask my cards if they have any toilet paper on the other side. The struggle is real 🧻🧻🧻😭😭😭
#Tarot #toiletpaper #Whereisthetoiletpaper #Covidstruggles #sendtoiletpaper
Thatcher laughing at me because I want to be the president😐 #goats with #hopes #sendtoiletpaper #WinstonKyleforPresident
What am I supposed to do @Coles and @woolworths? I’m the Principal of a school so have to be at work. Deliveries haven’t been available for days/weeks and I am not a healthcare worker so can’t come at 7am 🤷🏻♀️ #sendhelp #sendfood #sendtoiletpaper
Dear the general public,
Please stop buying toilet paper. I literally have half a roll left to my name and spent 3 hours looking today. #SendToiletPaper #AndAlcohol
Sincerely,
A concerned citizen
Social Distancing is what I have been training for my whole life.
Yeah, who knew it was gonna be a thing?
I could sit right here and not be bothered for oh, I don't know, forever.
I got this, trust me.
#StayHomeSaveLives #COVID19 #SocialDistancing #SendToiletPaper #ButtWipes
Went to target. No toilet paper. Checked Amazon. Not available until the 18th. Went on @eBay and well...
#coronavirus #mania #sendtoiletpaper
El peor error de un hombre es entrar al baño y no verificar si hay papel.
#SendToiletPaper
There's no TP in deandra's restroom and noone answered my phone calls 😐 #sendtoiletpaper
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