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@Maria273_ The #FailedFosterClub is the very best club to be a member of ! #Congratulations
Our parents are #SerialFailures
***** SERIOUS QUESTION *****
As many of you know, we’re all #GloriousFailures
Our Pawrents are #SerialFailures
@SaveOurSpaniels
What we would like to know is how many other #FabulousFailures are out there?
Entry criteria:
You have to have been fostered by your family - then adopted #ThatsAll
@Albertspanner @anniehider1 @HGrafdad
Our pawrents are 100% cast iron #Failures
Fostered 3
Adopted 3 #SoFar
Anyone else?
Come on guys?
Admit your #FosteringFailures
The #FailedFosterer club is the very best to be a member of
#AspireToFail
#ProudToHaveFailed
#AngelaMerkel #HerMemoirs #SerialFailures #KohlRegretted #SickGermany #AfDNotNazi
How dare Angela Merkel go around the world promoting her memoirs #FreiheitErinnerungen! Instead, she should make a pilgrimage and apologize for the damage caused to #HerCountry and to #Europe.
#Germany is in crisis. And when Germany is in crisis, Europe is also in crisis. The #GermanCrisis is not just political, with Chancellor Scholz resigning. This is an #ExistentialCrisis.
Germany is sick. And the one who ruined its health and not only economically was this lady, born, raised and educated in #CommunistGermany. She was chosen by #HelmutKohl, the father of #Reunification. She should have also symbolically strengthened the newfound national unity.
Grave mistake. #KohlRegretted it. He wrote in his memoirs: Angela Merkel destroyed my Europe. In fact, her obtuseness is at the root of many of the #EuropeProblems.
She turned #GreeceDebt into a continental recession.
She tied the hands of #Draghi, president of the #EuropeanCentralBank, who wanted a #QuantitativeEasing like #Bernanke in America.
She made controversial deals with #Putin.
She opened the doors to #IllegalImmigration. She thus indirectly determined #Brexit.
She is at the origin of the reaction and growth of the extreme right, such as #AlternativeFuerDeutschland. Perhaps early elections in February could produce a Nationalist chancellor. Nationalist, not Nazi, which is a contraction of #NationalSocialist. There is no trace of socialism in #AFD.
Someone asks: did Merkel act in #GermanInterests? Initially, yes. But at what price! Now, three years after her resignation, the chickens have come home to roost.
I am sorry about that. I have two daughters born in Germany and I was awarded the Bundesverdienstkreuz Erste Klasse by the then German President Von Weizsaecker.
Since we got to the top of the league or joint top I should say we’ve completely bottled it...I genuinely never thought we had a chance and it looks like the players thought exactly the same with the performances bar the 9-0 game since #SerialFailures
Think you’ll be as successful as you were with #electricity, #foreignaffairs, or #telco? #Lebanon #MOFA #DreamSuccesses #Serialfailures
نحن دورنا ان نواجه، لا أن نتفرّج وواجبنا ان نساهم في رسم خارطة طريق للخلاص، وفي تنفيذها وفي وضع امكاناتنا لذلك
Also seriously over watching Jozy Altidore and Michael Bradley play for USMNT #SerialFailures
@JacobAWohl @realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson 'Wohlisms'. Definition: toxic waste resulting from the voiding of a juvenile, irritating bowel movement. #twocheeksofthesameass #trump:loathedinEurope #serialfailures
@IrritantCab -Smachead is a dope
-He makes out he knows Khan
-He is of no use to anyone now
-Just moans after the event
#serialfailures #LTDA
@babybropatto @scotories @ShonaRobison @theSNP @scotgov @NHS_HS @Conservatives They started on Humza and failed. Then went after Michael and failed. They went back in for Humza and failed again. Now it’s Shona’s turn and guess what? They’ll fail again. #serialfailures
Leave The LDTA (anagram)
...and possibly survive
Stay with The LTAD and wither on the vine..
Make your mind up soon or I will see u at the jobcentre plus on Monday mornings...
#uberJR
#Metercase
#khan
#cityhall
#verifone
#companycars
#drinksrivers
#serialfailures https://t.co/PNL42MBsNA
@BTCare I see the Highlands & Islands have 5 in the top 10 yet you receive millions in public money #serialfailures https://t.co/tM3pdf5uwq
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