Top Tweets for #ShitAngelsSay
"babe, I don't even wash my DISHES, ok? I don't have any clean PLATES right now, you think I got clean PENISES?!"
#shitangelssay #whenwechataboutsextoys
"you have to go into this work with a certain amount of humility, or you'll suck your own dick to death."
#ShitAngelsSay #AtHome #WithTheirBesties
"I am the Hobbit of fucking! I'll go forever as long as you keep me fed."
#ShitAngelsSay #BackstageAtWork
"Shall I hump in a different direction?"
And later,
"People are finally catching the minge!"
#ShitAngelsSay #InRehearsal #FuckingProfessionals
"I'm having really hard deja-vu right now. About fuckboi pirates."
#ShitAngelsSay #InRehearsal #RedFlags #DragHisAss
"I know you love eating fish almost as much as vagina - I've had both sushi and sex with you."
#ShitAngelsSay
#WhichAngelSaidThat
Red: well, Kate is a cleric, dedicated to the deity of queerness
Friend: and who is the deity of queerness?
Red: well, me, probably.
#shitangelssay
"Untuck your giant erection, sir, it's making me uncomfortable."
#shitangelssay #quarantimeisgettingweird
#butinagoodwayforonce
“Be gentle with your flesshel” #shitangelssay
"dude, the world is fucking ending."
"It is, and I'm about to order this new Lego set."
#shitangelssay #andhowtheirfriendsrespond
#whenoneofusgetsdrunkwithacrossectionoftartanicandthevodcafamilu
"the last thing anybody needs during a global pandemic is a fucking yeast infection!"
(Don't worry, we're all fine, it's just Kate sharing a little medical wisdom with a friend)
#shitangelssay #friendswithbenefits
"Geralt is the perfect combination of Aragorn and Legolas, so my childhood is just, like, real horny about it."
#shitangelssay #guesswhichangelsaidthis
#stillbackstageatrehearsal
"of fucking course they saw testicles, they went LOOKING FOR TESTICLES!"
.... Whereupon our stagemate came around the corner to find out what the fuck we were talking about.
#shitangelssay #inrehearsaltechnically
#weweretalkingaboutmeninkiltsandgrumpyoldwomen
"cockroaches are not reptiles.... I can't believe I just had to say that out loud."
#shitangelssay #kateweepsintoherhands #issciencereallythathard
#inresponsetosomeonewhoisNOTanangel
"my cuddles are FUCKING PREMIUM!"
#ShitAngelsSay #OnOurTimeOff
#DoNotCompareMyCuddlesToTheDogsCuddlesThatIsNotFair
"oooooh, I almost spilled my whiskey, which is not wearing a hat!"
#shitangelssay #whilstdrinking
#obviouslyimeantthebottledidnothavealidon #obviously
"it's important to keep an open mind! And an open butthole.... Full of glitter!"
#shitangelssay #backstageatwork
#wereallywerereadingabouthowtosafelyglitteryourbootyhole
"remind me to tweet that! <Thirty minutes later, after rehearsal> shit, y'all, what was I supposed to tweet?"
#shitangelssay #guesswhichangelthiswas
"...like a yellow Picasso with too many buttholes."
#shitangelssay #backstage
#needtostitchupesthersskirt
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