Angel N. Disguise

Singing, sword-fighting, and comedic heroines in disguise! While we do have family-friendly shows, our twitter is Loose Cannon aka *adult* humor!

[Angel N. Disguise @The_Angels_HID]

"Yes, people DO get weird when you just say 'nut pie,' Teal" opined Lellow.

So how do y'all say the word PECAN?

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"babe, I don't even wash my DISHES, ok? I don't have any clean PLATES right now, you think I got clean PENISES?!"

#shitangelssay #whenwechataboutsextoys

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"the best part of waking up is accidentally deep throating your toothbrush"

#ShitAngelsFriendsSay
#OutOnTheTownWithAMermaidAndAHurdyGurdyPlayer

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"you have to go into this work with a certain amount of humility, or you'll suck your own dick to death."

#ShitAngelsSay #AtHome #WithTheirBesties

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"I am the Hobbit of fucking! I'll go forever as long as you keep me fed."

#ShitAngelsSay #BackstageAtWork

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"Shall I hump in a different direction?"

And later,

"People are finally catching the minge!"

#ShitAngelsSay #InRehearsal #FuckingProfessionals

[Angel N. Disguise @The_Angels_HID]

"I'm having really hard deja-vu right now. About fuckboi pirates."

#ShitAngelsSay #InRehearsal #RedFlags #DragHisAss

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"I know you love eating fish almost as much as vagina - I've had both sushi and sex with you."

#ShitAngelsSay
#WhichAngelSaidThat

[Angel N. Disguise @The_Angels_HID]

And yes, Red/Kate absolutely did finally re-download this dang app just to post this.

[Angel N. Disguise @The_Angels_HID]

Red: well, Kate is a cleric, dedicated to the deity of queerness
Friend: and who is the deity of queerness?
Red: well, me, probably.

#shitangelssay

[Angel N. Disguise @The_Angels_HID]

Red: well, Kate is a cleric, dedicated to the deity of queerness
Friend: and who is the deity of queerness?
Red: well, me, probably.

#shitangelssay

[Angel N. Disguise @The_Angels_HID]

So Penny just learned the lyrics to "I'm a little teapot" and is now hysterical-
"When I get all steamed up, hear me shout??? This must be a squirting joke. 😳"

🤣🤣🤣

[Angel N. Disguise @The_Angels_HID]

Our NB friend Atlas says, "Pay no attention to the titties behind the curtain." 🤣

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Lacing up my bodice always reminds me of tentacle porn 💙🤣💙

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Red- I'm gonna have a thong the color of my skin-
Teal- Wait, how do you have a thong the color of your skin?
Red- Um, I'm white?
Both- 🤣🤣

[Angel N. Disguise @The_Angels_HID]

You ever feel like when you're taking off your mask that you're just raw-dogging the world?

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"Untuck your giant erection, sir, it's making me uncomfortable."

#shitangelssay #quarantimeisgettingweird
#butinagoodwayforonce

[Chad Prather @WatchChad]

So Lady Antebellum changed their name to Lady A in order to be racially “woke” but now they are suing the black singer that’s had that name for twenty years.

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Captain America is ANTIFA

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