Top Tweets for #ShitheadSaturday
my shiny ass forehead and a yummy yummy mimosa Happy #ShitheadSaturday

AHHH IT CAME. @TWLBMETAL so fucking stoked!!! #metal #deathcore #hoodies #bandmerch #shitheadsaturday

*shoplifter explaining himself to the cops this morning*
“Well it ain’t stealin’ if I’m gon come back next Friday when I get paid and pay for it!”
Let’s just say it’s been an interesting #ShitheadSaturday here already.
#retailproblems
Working in retail will make you aware of one simple fact -
You can’t spell Saturday without “turd”.
#retailproblems
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@realDonaldTrump Wow. 6 tweets, one retweet in only one hour. Smells like another mental meltdown better known as #ShitheadSaturday So what's next? Covfefe, hamberders, moon of Mars? So funny, if a 100% degenerated and retarded idiot talks about the mental fitness of other people.
My first thought when I saw this was “Can I use Instacart to have this delivered to my car on my lunch break?”
#retailproblems
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Spare a thought this #SocialistSunday for Tom Watson. Frustrated by his own inadequacies, he ended his inglorious political career by drowning in his own bile yesterday. #ShitheadSaturday indeed. He'll spend the rest of his days eternally fuming in occasional Mail articles.
#ShitheadSaturday in retail is bad enough, then corporate drops the surprise coupon on you.
#retailproblems
Just when closing on a #ShitheadSaturday can’t get any worse, Taylor Swift and Nickelback get played back to back.
#retailproblems
Welcome to #ShitheadSaturday where the reading abilities of #dearcustomer become non-existent, but their attitude is dialed up to 11.
#retailproblems
#dearcustomer, I have mentioned to you six motherfucking times that I'm congested I can't hear well. Why the FUCK are you still mumbling and getting mad when I ask you to repeat yourself?
#ShitheadSaturday
Nothing says "time to take lunch" like a #dearcustomer walking in with a toddler that can only communicate in screaming. #ShitheadSaturday
It's #ShitheadSaturday so of course #dearcustomer needed funeral programs and church filers needed yesterday #gearupforgrief
Gotta love starting #ShitheadSaturday with a headache and a line of #dearcustomers at the door. Don't you people have lives?
People yanking on the door, phone ringing off the hook, why yes it is 10 minutes before we open. I hate EMAs. #ShitheadSaturday
I can already tell this #ShitheadSaturday is going to be a parade of idiots. Someone shoot me please.
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