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Trivia: the Japanese Carp (fish) was brought over here to clean up our waterways .. specifically to eat human poop. … #ShittyDeal
If you’re gonna do a TikTok and post it for everyone to see, make sure you don’t poop your pants or at least put on a clean pair and try again #TikTokFail #poopgirl #poopypants #arentyouembarrassed 😂😝#shittydeal
@ArcadiaEconomic Did anyone ever count how many times he said “shitty deal” 🤣
#GoldmanSachs #shittydeal
@SugithVarughese Back in the day you had 1 village idiot, he came out, ran his mouth and then people told him to go home. Now with Social Media you've got all the village idiots together, on multiple platforms and all of a sudden, they've got a voice and are somehow more relevant. #ShittyDeal
@MVineyardFarmer @CodeMonkeyZ @realDonaldTrump Whoops. Wrong country. Still a #shittydeal. https://t.co/ObcLlC1wd5
Oh look another LGBTQ terrorist. Watch your beans Australia, this guy's an admitted bomber and scat freak. #shittydeal
I dont use tinder seriously at all but I will admit 80% of my swiping is while I’m taking a poop 🤷🏽♂️. Currently typing this tweet while taking a poop. 🤷🏽♂️ #shittydeal
Who’s ready for some #jokesforsharkfarmer
I ran out of toilet paper, so have begun using old newspapers...
The Times are rough.
@sf28430 @farmboy8400 @HopeFloeck #shittydeal
Time for North America to start using bidets? #shittydeal #youdontneedthatmuchfuckingTP #splashthatass
What a kick in the pants always happens ready for something new and better for a change! #alwayshappens #shittydeal
Had a dream last nite that I was going on tour!!!! Right before I woke up and went by to the bathroom! Dammit what a way to ruin a freakin dream! #shittydeal #thatsucked
Don't forget to come checkout @ISMOcomedy tonight @The_Jazzhaus featuring @brockwilbur & #shittydeal #puppets w/emcee @khead 8pm https://t.co/tY6lyXRjrq #comedy #lfk
As I throw away all my belongings because the septic backed up into literally the only room in the house that any of my things, I can't help but feel this is some sort of twisted metaphor. #ShittyDeal #TooSoonToJoke?
'We're not a dump' – poor #Alabama towns struggle under the stench of #toxic #landfills. .@realDonaldTrump
#shit #shittydeal #toxicwaste #humanwaste #feces #NewYork #NewJersey
https://t.co/U1NTPX3Rtc
@Drumcode86 @verizon @VZWSupport Screwed me out of tickets to the Super Bowl and to compensate you give me 2 extra credits to my #VerizonUp account @verizon @VerizonSupport @VerizonNews @VZWSupport @HansVestberg_ why not just kick me in the balls #Lame #ShittyDeal #SuperBowl
Clear to me that @theresa_may is trying to serve up a shitty deal #Brexit and then offer the country the option of #Remain or the aforementioned #ShittyDeal
She must be stopped. #TimeToSayGoodbye
When you’re pretty sure @AshleySiriusXM gives you a shout out just as you hit a dead spot in the road and all you catch is the end #shittydeal #damntrees
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