Top Tweets for #SignsYoureGettingOld
Date night in your 20s: going out to do all the things, fun drinks, stays up until 2am
Date night married in your 30s: stays in, water to hydrate, Dateline Murder Mystery, in bed at 10 because it's "getting late"
We may be showing our age.
#MarriedLife #signsyouregettingold
You know youโre getting old when you get excited that your Sainsburyโs local has started stocking your favourite couscous!! ๐
#signsyouregettingold #sainsburys #couscous
Most of the aircraft in service aboard my aircraft carrier are now at @airandspace. Tomcat, Intruder, my beloved Prowler, and now a Hornet. ๐ #signsyouregettingold
Hazyโs Hornet: Two weeks after this F/A-18 made its final flight with the Blue Angels U.S. Navy demo team, it has arrived at the Smithsonian. It will go on display at the Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center in Virginia as early as next month.
https://t.co/7zQNxXZdUP
Signs you're getting old #345
You spend 4 hours walking, see loads of cool motorbikes go past, then go home and spend another hour on estate agent websites looking at all the houses you can't afford...
#gettingold #old #signsyouregettingold
I just said to my kids "it doesn't cost anything to he nice".
#signsyouregettingold
Honestly probably the laziest thing Iโve thought about but also most convenient but why donโt I have a chair to sit on while showering?? Honestly might buy one... #signsyouregettingold
Congrats Dillon on your G1 & moving violation free maiden voyage. #signsyouregettingold

"Just a warning kids be nice to your parents!
As you get older your parents become less like your parents and more like your friends ๐ #GregandLucky #SignsYoureGettingOld"
Sometimes you just need to let go... ๐๐
#GregandLucky #SignsYoureGettingOld
We're putting together a list of signs you're getting old, what other signs are there?
Don't lie to yourself you know you've Googled something alo g these lines๐
#GregandLucky #SignsYoureGettingOld
We're putting together a list, what other ones are there?
When you don't care who wins the #Worldseries because in your mind, they're both @NationalLeague teams. #signsyouregettingold #Astros v. #Nats
There's too much truth to this statement...
#SignsYoureGettingOld

When you think your bartender looks 14....#signsyouregettingold
You know you're ageing (like a fine wine ๐คฃ) when you get excited about your new puzzle book arriving in the mail.
#signsyouregettingold #saturdaymusings https://t.co/yn1JUMtuN0
#signsyouregettingold asking for a price match on a modem router combo at Target
#SignsYoureGettingOld You're a ghost & still get tired...

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