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Why did the ophthalmologist close her practice?
Because she couldn’t see a future in it.
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Why do bats make the best friends?
They always like to hang out.
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Dad jokes in the news! Congrats to #sleepdotcompartner @fitdadceo for his TV debut on @WGNNews: https://t.co/N5p4otTKEV #PutDadJokesToBed
Just a few days left to enter the @SleepDotCom and @MattressFirm Father’s Day #PutDadJokesToBed contest!
Details below on how to enter. They are offering prizes for the BEST dad joke submitted. So, don’t “sleep” on this opportunity!
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This #FathersDay, we're encouraging dad jokes (sorry). Enter to win the ultimate Sleepy's bundle by sharing your best dad joke with the hashtag #PutDadJokesToBed. Make sure to follow @MattressFirm and @SleepDotCom on Twitter to qualify.
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My friend opened a gardening business. Word is he’s really raking it in.
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I’m planning on starting a pig-bathing salon.
Gonna call it “Hogwash.”
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When I was a kid, my father would mispronounce words on purpose because he thought it was funny. Every time we had hot dogs, I’d have to pass him the “musty turds.”
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Here are 2 classics to get the ball rolling:
1)
Son: I’m hungry
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m dad!
2)
I told my son to look out for the trees up ahead.
He asked “why?”
I said, “because they look shady”
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For Father’s Day, @SleepDotCom and @MattressFirm want to #PutDadJokesToBed.
Say what? It’s true, and they are offering prizes for the BEST dad joke out there.
Below are details on how to submit your jokes – good luck and don’t “fall asleep” on the job!
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This #FathersDay we're doing the gifting for you! Submit your best dad joke on Twitter with #PutDadJokesToBed (must follow @MattressFirm & @SleepDotCom ) for a chance to win a Sleepy's hybrid mattress, adjustable base &Sleepy's bedding bundle!
T's & C's: https://t.co/UJSA1YYtnY
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes "apparent." 😂
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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?
It was "legend dairy" 😂
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