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When the Jays game was over, I went out to water my garden. #SpousalUnit kept shouting that the Jays had scored. 1-0!, 2-0!, 3-0!
Only after my hydrangeas were sufficiently hydrated, did I tell him he was watching the last game of the 1993 World Series Final. #LivingWithDementia
Dear Oatmeal Socialist,
What are your thoughts on refrigerator oats? I've become a fan over the last weeks and am sorry that I didn't adopt when the #Offspring were littles.
#SpousalUnit is enamoured and I get to sleep an extra hour without worrying about the house burning down.
Oatmeal with fresh berries is close to perfect, it will be even better when itโs Okanagan peach time.
In just 6 months, #SpousalUnit's dementia progressed from stage 4 to stage 6. I didn't anticipate that rapid regression. I just relayed to him the specialist's instructions, and he understood it more clearly than the separatists understand the Constitution and the rule of law. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
@integritycdn They have doses at Shoppers Meadowlark. No appointments; walk in only. I was turned away because I am not 65 years old, but #SpousalUnit is getting his right now.
#SpousalUnit and Offspring#2 just went to vote at the Advance Poll.
They left the house at 9:15 and returned at 9:21. No lines at all! #Election2025 #CdnPoli
#SpousalUnit appreciates me more than he knows.
Shout out to my fellow spouses who are the one in the marriage who makes sure the taxes get filed every year and we don't know if the person we married is aware this is something we do annually.
I'm genuinely not sure if my husband knows who our bank is.
Doing yard cleanup and was about to tell #SpousalUnit to change the radio station and then Toto's Africa came on so now I'm just sitting here singing and rocking back and forth. ๐ซ
I went out for two hours. #SpousalUnit and #Offspring2 have managed to render my Smart dishwasher very stupid and also very beepy. Why are men like this?
Today, I have:
- dropped the doggos at the groomers
- dropped #SpousalUnit at the RAH for a procedure
Next up:
- drop this lime into this cerveza
After his physiotherapy, #SpousalUnit suggested we go to @RiverCreeCasino to celebrate my birthday. "What's there to lose?," I thought.
After forty minutes of walking around aimlessly, dear readers, I can report that I have lost #SpousalUnit.
@RaisingSqrPegs Oh!!! I have a few pieces of art (#SpousalUnit was into casting concrete moulds for a time) in my yard that she asked me to remove a couple of years ago because they frightened her. I'll do a thread after the ball game, maybe.
@integritycdn Emma was with #SpousalUnit when he fell and broke his hip on Thursday. She was pretty traumatized by that (thus, the vomiting) and Pat walked her at least 5X a day so she's missing him a lot.
#SpousalUnit fell and fractured his hip on Thursday. Surgery yesterday went well. He is very stoned, asking about the dogs and the ducks (!).
Biggest thanks to the EMTs, nurses, LPNs, technicians, clerks and all the HCWs at the Misericordia. You're all heroes every damned day!
Did Emma flip the gate latch and escape right after I posted this? Yes.
Did she chase the ducks? No.
Did the ducks sit and watch #SpousalUnit chase Emma down the street in his socks? Yes.
Did all of this happen as I learned about and met my neighbours' brand new baby? Also, yes.
#yegDucks were heading towards the pool and took a hard left to my Veronica. #SpousalUnit is now contemplating luring them with corn kernels.
#yegDucks were heading towards the pool and took a hard left to my Veronica. #SpousalUnit is now contemplating luring them with corn kernels.
Today's update on #yegDucks is delayed by my latest bright idea. Filling up this doggie pool with rain water from the barrels. If they are going to choose to nest here rent-free, I want a bit of say in where. They're watching from across the street.
Had a brilliant time today at @COSI's #outreach event. Got to share #microscopy and #optical #physics with 700 #highschool #students. Props to Kristina Kimbro for organizing. Thanks to #spousalunit and booth partner, @radicallyrae!
I just told #SpousalUnit Polievre said this and - in between guffaws - he, a retired 45-year member of #UA488 (Pipefitters/Welders) replied, "Well, that's one way to get sent home," and I am now ๐คฃ.
Who would win in an epic battle? The welder who can fuse together metal with his bare hands? Or the electrician who can harness the power of lightning and route it into your home?
Tough call. #CdnPoli
In my bedroom watching the game, when it occurred to me that no human or animal has bothered me in over two hours. Just found #SpousalUnit, Boss, and Emma all sound asleep and snoring in the livingroom.
It's a #HomeOpenerDayMiracle!
A few days after I adopted Boss, #SpousalUnit thought it would be funny to pretend to kick me in the ass as I walked away from him. Neither Boss nor I thought this funny, but only one of us bit Pat in the ass. Found this sign today, and it's a rather uncanny re-enactment.
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