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You haven’t lived until you’ve traced one error for 2 hours and it was a missing comma.
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SELECT *
FROM tasks
WHERE day = 'Monday'
AND motivation < 50;
If only we could filter out low motivation like this every Monday… Who else is running this query today?
#MondayMood #SQLLife #CorporateVibes
SELECT energy
FROM me
WHERE day = 'Wednesday'
AND caffeine_level >= 'high';
– 0 rows returned.
Still debugging legacy code like it’s a full-time sport.
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Is it even SQL if you’re not screaming in CAPS? 😎
Check out these memes for all the #SQL fans who LOVE that Caps Lock life! 👇
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@ElleArmageddon Writing code for a dynamic DELETE WHERE clause, without verifying before executing. The database only had test transactions, so it wasn’t realised until PROD. A long night forensically rebuilding a whole TABLE. You’d think you’d only do that once. #SQLlife #NotAProgrammerAnyMore
Michael Wall talking about the Mentor/Mentee relationship. #SQLSatDen Got me wondering how you find a mentor in this #SqlLife ?
Today's view from the "office" #SQLlife

I needed a new name plate for my cube, so I came up with this. #sqllife

After 3 long days of ITIL training and a cert test, it's time for a drink. Now if only the oncall pager will remain silent.... #SQLlife
Today I think I will begin the quest to fully understand Page Life Expectancy. #SQLLife #SQLDBA #SQLFamily
This is how @YatesSQL greeted me this morn.
Soon a Jedi he will be. #TheForceIsStrongWithThisOne #SQLLife #sqldba

What is the answer to #SQLlife, The Universe and Everything? Thanks #SQLSatDenver for the memories. All is secured.

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"One."
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