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It's so muggy in Auckland right now when I got back from the dairy my watch and wallet were missing. #StepDadJokes
Why are we only celebrating a 4th of July? We should celebrate the whole thing! #stepdadjokes
What’s the difference between a man getting a vasectomy and a woman getting her tubes tied? Well, there’s a vas deferens. #vasectomy #stepdadjokes
Do Jewish canines wear Dog Challahs?
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Watching Guardians of the Galaxy
I keep annoying my stepkids by calling it Defenders of the Dairy Milk
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Every day when I leave work to go pick up my step kids from school, I check my nonexistent FitBit, then stand up and announce, “Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for me to get my steps in.”
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My daft Aussie friend accidentally set fire to his pet cockatoo.
Flaming galah.
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My favourite rock band named after an American biscuit is Oreo Speedwagon.
#LewisCapaldiOreo
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Yay! Loads of people have paid to go on my new Ghost Train, Tickety Boo.
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Which dinosaur wrote romantic novels?
Emily Brontesaurus
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I’m highly unlikely to get any professional reviewers into my #edfringe show but I’ve had some lovely audience reviews.
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Just built a brilliant bookshelf. Nailed it.
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Just seen @TonyCowards if you like silly jokes and a good laugh go and see him brilliant inclusive fun. #stepdadjokes #edinburghfringe2019 #edinburghfestival
Am I disappointed about the printing error in my new book?
There are no words.
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If you want to get into Apiarist's College you need a minimum of two Bees.
#alevels
#alevelresults2019
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At tonight’s show I had a couple of people shouting “ELEVENTY TWO!” and “TWELVETY SEVEN!”, my own fault for asking them to make up the numbers.
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Every time I shout “LIZARD” I hear it repeated a second later.
I think there must be a gecko.
#WorldLizardDay
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I used to be the DJ at Stonehenge but I no longer mix in those circles.
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It must cause chaos whenever @hughlaurie walks into an American bingo hall.
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