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"So you came because you received my letter?" "Yes, Potter. It was the most embarrassing thing I've ever read. I mean honestly, were you crying when you wrote it? And my father. My father, Harry. He saw the letter. We have house elves that open the mail, you know. Took it straight to him." "I was *not* crying when I wrote it. I had very good reason to believe I might not even be alive when it reached you. I...I said what I needed to say. In case I died." "I know. Father thought you sounded so pathetic he sent me to come pull you out of the fryer." "Your...father? Lucius sent you?" "I would have come anyway, luv. I hope you know that. But father saw the letter first. He practically shoved me out of our manor house before I had a chance to read it." "Why in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter would Lucius Malfoy care whether I lived or died? Your father has has done nothing but cruelly antagonize me since I was a first year." "Harry. James. Potter. Do you seriously not know?" "K-know what?" "Father has names picked out for what he expects us to call his grandchildren. Seven of them. A short list of potentials for each child." "Are you taking the piss right now?" "Luv he has deposits down for seven wands at Olivanders." "You're serious? You're actually serious?" "As a dementor attack." "Blood-y hell." [McGonagall shifts in her sleep] zzzzhhzzzz...mmm...thermite plasma grenades...zzzhhzzzz