Top Tweets for #SubtleCurses
May all your hobnobs break as you dunk them in your tea #subtlecurses
#SubtleCurses May all your orange juices taste like you've just brushed your teeth.
May your microwave always cook your food unevenly, forcing you to cook it again and possibly burn it. #SubtleCurses
May every TV channel run commercials when you flip through channels while waiting for them to end on your favorite show. #SubtleCurses
May you always assume vague passive aggressive posts on Facebook are about you. #SubtleCurses
May your left knee always feel a little wet, even when it isnโt.#SubtleCurses
@Siegel_Jan Oh, yes. I started a hashtag of those kinds of ill wishes. I think it was #subtlecurses. Did quite well.
#SubtleCurses may every other pen you use not work properly
May your shampoo never finish at the same time as your conditioner #subtlecurses #frequentTripstoBoots
#subtlecurses May you think of a brilliant tweet for a hashtag game one day after it's stopped trending
#subtlecurses May you think of a brilliant tweet for a hashtag game only to see the same one moments later scrolling through your timeline
#SubtleCurses a day late but this one is the best ever! https://t.co/i0LglOhhZR
i dont exactly hate u
but if u were possessed and i had the exorcism memorized...
id probably just sing a song
May you occasionally suck in your cheeks upon discovering a tea bag at the bottom of your mug.
#SubtleCurses
May the cornflakes bag always tear in the wrong direction when you try to open it #subtleCurses
@Mmelulu I probably am. Especially after retweeting so many #subtlecurses yesterday. I don't care, though. Does it worry you?
May you always discover that the milk is off after you pour it over your cereal. #SubtleCurses
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