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No Norman Light I’ve ever met at an Assemblies of God funeral in the Poconos ever played in seven different bands or achieved visible levels of being more than just a bachelor Norman Katz.
#IYKYK #TeshTips #IFYL #BigBandStyle
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@Cytosknee @Voorishguy #TeshTips: If you’re on the Sacramento light rail with a guy freestyling about Fat Cracka, take a good look around, and locate the Fat Cracka. If you can’t locate the Fat Cracka, you, sir, are the Fat Cracka.
@4nimist @soundblasterawe Ce n’est rien, hein, to stay wa- aw- arm this winter
#TeshTips #OwnYourStyle
#TeshTips: Choose the knife most expedient for your appetizer of leafy greens (heavens, they’re tasty, and expeditious!).
NPR is just as conformist as #TeshTips, but the mindset producing Hawkward memes is inconceivably alien to NPR.
@YSufferer @GamestopDividen OJ fled to Florida to evade collection of his wrongful death judgment, but Florida is only spiritually its own country, so all he had to do was establish residency. At that point, he was free to move about the rest of the country. #TeshTips #IFYL #IfIDidIt #BigBandStyle
@postposting1 Gotta reiterate this message for those of us in the back of the room. #TheMoreYouKnow #TeshTips #IFYL #BigBandStyle
If the grunts on the line at McDonald’s refuse to prepare your meal without gloves, It’s A Good Thing. These are, indeed, what we call #TeshTips.
This is crazy. I often catch the train in Schenectady, and I’m decently familiar with Colonie and Niskayuna. I’d just never been up this part of the hill. I’d never made the pilgrimage for some goddamn #TeshTips about #CityLife #BigBandStyle, in the ghetto (in the ghetto).
A lot of the smart people live on the streets. A lot of the rest hang out there.
You know, #TeshTips. #IFYL #BigBandStyle
Remember: It isn’t art unless it’s officially approved and officially expensive. #IFYL #TeshTips #BigBandStyle
Fellas: Get you an ex-girlfriend who’ll stay on cordial terms with you even when you clutter her inbox with shit like this. #IFYL #TeshTips #BigBandStyle
Love too try too play the video from the screenshot, this is Intelligence For Your Life,, four Me #IFYL #TeshTips #BigBandStyle
@Y2K_mindset @CountryDick @Qeep24 Marconi plays the mamba.
Listen to the radio!
Get your balls clipped!
DO NOT CHANGE STATIONS!
I said, get your balls clipped!
We built
this city
on
See, I—eh—
I mean,
We built this city on Rock
And
Roll!
#IFYL #TeshTips #BigBandStyle
The key to good barbecue is...taking a day off from work so you can barbecue with the toddler at daycare. #teshtips
@WDavidWork @ambamtaylor Honestly, there are wide swathes of the West where the best summer plan is to live the night shift outside in a low-light environment and sleep mainly in the afternoon. Additional #TeshTips: This lifestyle may require stimulants.
@WDavidWork It took me extended deprogramming from that old-time Five Points religion to internalize this. I spent years reminding myself of this simple but profound lesson, a guidestone so easily lost in the fog.
#TeshTips: Catholicism is for humanists; Protestantism is for engineers.
@rogerbellin @Bodyisturd #TeshTips: First Generation (TM) toiletries cost the conventional price, not the SWPL price.
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