Aliens in the Family

Ain't none of y'all's business unless I say otherwise, y'all hear?

[Aliens in the Family @TheFamilyAliens]

Twiter cropped my new profile picture, so to be clear:

[Branko Marcetic @BMarchetich]

The Trump admin was planning to force out nearly 3 million immigrants - incl. citizens & Green Card holders - by falsely declaring them dead, but this whistleblower refused to do it. You can imagine they would have cast the net wider if this worked out for them.

[ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch]

Chud Luddite lesbian who hates AI data centers talking to MSNOW in a Gojira t-shirt

New sentences every day

[mhm @daveloach2]

Every American politician is like this now. It’s like they’ve come here from another dimension that is ruled by Beast Law

[AdLib Gold @soundblasterpro]

@MiguelGuelbec Cincinnati is the Cincinnati of the South.

[Walahfrid Strabo🪬🧉❤️‍🔥 @MiguelGuelbec]

Louisville is the Cincinnati of the south

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

the scary part is, for incredibly reckless funding cut the DOGE teens made that becomes almost immediately disastrous like this, there’s dozens if not hundreds more whose impact won’t fully be grasped until decades from now

[Aliens in the Family @TheFamilyAliens]

@Cytosknee Tomales Bay?

[Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze]

yeah like, that sounds like a marine, ie a macho dipshit. I dunno why this is a story

[Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze]

just got back from the doctor and the news is grim

[jor @jorfolle]

the official story is almost certainly what happened, given the complete absence of hull damage and history of unreliability with this carrier. you would need pretty strong evidence beyond circumstantial assumptions to indicate it was damaged by enemy fire and not incompetence

[Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze]

@jorfolle also the story of sailors completely exhausted by a long deployment forgot to clean the lint trap is a very believable point of failure.

[Soda @fredsoda]

…and the NEET shall inherit the earth

["D." Fool @FoolOfD]

It's kind of remarkable how you can walk by an empty parking garage in Southern California, notice the tire skid marks, and know that Iranian disaporoids were there recently in the same way the Lakota once tracked the bison.

[Jack @tracewoodgrains]

screwworm prevention is one of those markers of state capacity that gives you confidence adults are in the room somewhere

one by one, those markers fall

[Rich Uncle Pennybags @runclepennybags]

i feel like many may not remember the dust-up where proto-trump figure paul lepage got into a feud with a woman who might have been exposed to ebola where he tried to quarantine her in a way she contended was unnecessary.

[David It Up! @Dave_it_up]

We’re a primary care practice in Vermont. We implemented a practice-wide protocol screening every patient at every encounter for recent SARS-CoV-2 infection history. What we’re observing in our panel is not consistent with a psychosomatic framework.

We’re seeing measurable, objective increases in new-onset hypertension, acute cardiovascular events, new-onset allergic disease, and new-onset type 2 diabetes mellitus, all temporally correlated with infection history. These are not symptom reports. These are clinical findings.

[Stuart Buck @stuartbuck1]

@TECleveland @cremieuxrecueil Despite some bogus grants, a lot of government is like this cartoon. I bet this "small team" would find a line item for "screwworm sterilization" and delete it, not knowing that they just devastated American farming: https://t.co/OAnAkxDSEK

[Laura Miers @LauraMiers]

June 2026: Flesh-eating screwworm is confirmed in the U.S.