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@ClamoringKarl @whoarethesepod I wish I could live there errrrrr had to sell my place to pay my legal bills. Urgh Popock won’t even return my calls. I hope my mom don’t kick me out.
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@CranberryElect @ClamoringKarl @cetske @whoarethesepod You can’t say the r word. Obama errgh outlawed it. It’s no longer in the erm dikshunary. Cease and erm disisd.
I’m in mensah.
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@DabblingJohn @Jennife96482075 I’m a very busy man I’ll have you know. I do four shows, I teach, Stand up, manage all my Twitter accounts, file phony lawsuits, make up cansah scams and cry into my pillow at night because I’m so alone.
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@ClamoringKarl @RelocationBoss @MutteringJ I’m so alone. If only I had a real friend. Instead all I have is @ClamoringKarl and he’s boring now. #ThanksForTheTwoBucks
@ClamoringKarl @MutteringJ You seem to have burnt out buddy. That’s ok it happens to the best of us.
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#AnotherNameForFireworks
@ryanford12380 @stutteringjohnm If you want I could tell you all about it over a beer?
It’s ok if you say no… they always say no.
I miss you @HalSparks and you Mr Nuggets @TonyMichaelsPod
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#IDontLie #IDontLikeToLie
@mochajoes @stutteringjohnm @ryanford12380 @RelocationBoss @netflix @PrimeVideo @squidgame @mochajoes wanna go for a drink? I’m so alone. Unloved and abandoned. Oh @CoorsLight what you allowed me to do to my life.
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@TheManga911 @PGrazzt @Sandroskeith @ClamoringKarl @MutteringJ @whoarethesepod @RelocationBoss I wish I didn’t have to pretend to have internet friends.
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@TheManga911 @ClamoringKarl @MutteringJ @RelocationBoss How do I change my ways? What can I do to stop friends and loved ones abandoning me? Even my liver wants out.
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@SalernoJay @dopeymelendez @stutteringjohnm Look at me. I disgust myself. Oh the shame. The things I did for money and now I have neither riches nor love. Maybe I should unblock @CardiffElect
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#sjarmy #ImSoAlone
@AlcoholicsAnony i like to pretend I don’t have a problem but it’s becoming clear as I drive away my loved ones that I definitely do. How do I begin to tackle my alcloholism?
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#Gageeya #sjarmy
People saying I was fired from the @StephMillerShow for being a drunk fuckface are completely wrong. I was sacked despite being a drunk fuckface.
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