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I need two fingers at least, I can’t be doing with just one…
Mug handles, but I like the way your mind works!
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He just licked my falafel!!
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Well actually I shouted it, and it’s been making me giggle ever since 😆
Put the balls in your hand, make sure they’re wet enough and just rub them until they get all creamy 👀
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The back of my throat is playing way too prominent a role in my life at the minute
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‘The problem is as soon as something touches the back of my throat I want to swallow’
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Would you like a slice of my pink lady?!
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I’m gonna have to stick something in these holes soon or they’re gonna close up... #ThingsIActuallySaidToday
Look, if it feels good just sit on it...
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“Don’t worry about me – I’ll have some real food on the plane.”
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“Because really, who doesn’t have a back up wand in their dance bag?”
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Do you think I’d look cute with a cello?? #ThingsIActuallySaidToday
Why do holes always seem much bigger with your tongue than with your finger?!! #ThingsIActuallySaidToday 🙊🙊🙊
I once got stuck inside a Mayor McCheese. #thingsiactuallysaidtoday
"I take 10,000 mcg's of biotin because Lauren Conrad told me to once." #ThingsIActuallySaidToday
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