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Soooo...
My son has this name for what happens when you poo a little when you fart.
They are fart sheckles...
You guys I'm dead. I can't even with this child.
#momlife #boymom #ThingsTheySay #FridayFunny
Student: Ms Creasor, do you have back problems?
Me: No, why?
Student: Because lots of people in middle age have back problems.
Me: Uh, thanks.
#teachertales #middleschool #thingstheysay
@deirdrenugent4 An amorous man He'd get up on a gust of wind
A Drunk He'd suck the sherry out of the trifle and leave you the sponge #thingstheysay #thingstheysaid
@deirdrenugent4 I'm afraid mine are long gone so its more #thingstheysaid .Thing people were Pull throughs for a rifle . Heavy/obese people Jesus said fast that one said fast food , Mean people When he opens his wallet the Queen blinks she hasnt seen the light in so long.
#thingstheysay
You know the way your Ma would have a comment about everything. Like, if you said "Mary Costello got a soda stream."
Your Ma would say;
"Tis far from soda streams she was reared."
What sayings did your Ma or Da have?
#ThingsTheySay
๐๐๐๐๐๐ The things they say: daughter to wife tonight, whilst looking at childhood pictures- โI didnโt know you used to be Gingerโ ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐๐๐๐ #awks #thingstheysay #mouthofbabes #youreintrouble
@AimeeDolby99 I really don't think Mrs Hammond did the splits ๐คฃ in fact she specifically said she could not do them! #thingstheysay #funny
Them: Wallet? I donโt use that. Where is it? Me: let me help you find it. Them: (opens wallet loaded with credit cards and boarding passes) oh, I guess I do have it. #thingstheysay
Mapenzi ni magumu tu yaani!!! What do they say about Relationships huko kwenu?!! ๐๐
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@KCorlenoe Them hooms really are funny aren't they Kichiro ๐๐
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Looking stunning as ever my friend, wonderful picture, have a lovely day xxx
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I am walking behind three young men, eyes wide, as they discuss with great seriousness...
HOW OFTEN they shit per day. (2-4)
WHEN they shit (oddly precise times)
WHERE they shit (location, location, location)
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#ThingsTheySay
โGuess what I need?โ
Henry, 8, โGin?....or a hug?โ
It was the latter but thatโs my reputation sealed ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ธ #ginlover #thingstheysay
Youngest said to me this morning, if I had 2 Moms you'd be my favourite.โค๏ธ
They're not always horrible. ๐
#parenting #thingstheysay #tuesdayvibe
โDaddy can we dance today, instead of #kindle time pls? But can you dance alsoโ ๐ฑ oh the poor child, she will be scarred for life! #daddance #thingstheysay #horrorimage
Our 6 yo comes tattling that our ASD 8 yo told her shes โnot the most beautiful girl in the world, but Victoria is.โ Sorry to bust your bubble baby girl, but its ๐ for your brother to think that
#autism #autismstories #AutismAwareness #LifeLessons #thingstheysay
The Libya *expert* cabal had indicated at the launch of the #Cairo initiative that #Haftar looked โsullenโ, and wouldnโt be โallowedโ to return back, and may need to quietly โretireโ. But he seems to have made back to #Libya with ease and looks in great spirits ... #ThingsTheySay
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God bless toddlers: โIโm a doctor- let me โhammerโ your legโ (with toy tendon hammer)๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ #lockdownbusmansholiday #thingstheysay #toddlers #familylife #halftermholiday
Izzy: It's too quiet, I don't like peace and quiet I like peace and loud....๐คฆ๐คฆ๐คฆ #5yearolds #thingstheysay
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