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Hanging out with the boys a few weeks ago and we ended up talking about what types of girls we like and it gets to me.
"Breathing."
Sees everyone's odd looks of concern and so I quickly add, "...uhhhhh...and is nice to me." #thisiswhyimstillsingle
God bless the lucky woman who ends up getting to call @KipMooreMusic theirs. Charisma, character, and talent to die for. What a show in Pittsburgh! #thisiswhyimstillsingle 😂
*chatting to the environmentalist who is gone bird watching on a cruise
Me: I did zoology on campus & studied birds but I know absolutely nothing about birds
Also me: I also did botany on campus & I can kill a cactus within the 1st week🙈
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I miss wearing lipstick sometimes. Occasionally, I just put on a fancy “poetry reading dress,” put fierce lipstick on, and twirl & dance madly in my living room while listening to Flogging Molly’s “If I Ever Leave This World Alive.” #thisiswhyimstillsingle 🙄
Me: I just want a relationship. To take cute pictures and cuddle with my man. To have someone by my side.
Any guy whatsoever: “hi.”
Me: “BE GONE SATAN.!!!”
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Guys profile: “Please be a maximum 35% dead inside”
Me: “lucky for you I’m holding at 34.9% dead inside *finger guns*”
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#modeling in #vegas like a true #professional 🤣🤣💀 #beatmug #redhair #redlips #model #gorgeous #uglyface #shenanigans #beardeddragon #model #silly #weirdo #thisiswhyimstillsingle #adorkable photog credit Joy Swiontek https://t.co/bUKx1ynsyc
Shout out to the people who are like, “I shut down this bar tonight.”
...I just ate 4 cheese-filled tortillas, and now I’m watching “New Girl” for the 83rd time, so life is clearly great. Super fantastic. #ThisIsWhyImStillSingle
Hey! Guess which doofus got three hours into their shift last night before realising they'd put on their trousers inside out, and THAT was why they felt so uncomfortable, and also why they came even closer than usual to totally falling down? #suchascrewup #thisiswhyImstillsingle
I may not be the most fit girl in the world, but I can still fit my hand into a Pringles can without it getting stuck... so who's the real winner here? 🤔💁🏼😂 #ThisIsWhyImStillSingle
tempted to go back on Tinder again just to have this as my bio:
"Yup still available 👍"
#thisiswhyimstillsingle
Being the cool-kid that I am, I am spending my week-long vacation in my office finishing up an IRB application while listening to the Downton Abbey soundtrack and getting my life 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #TurnUp4Research #ThisIsWhyImStillSingle
Who wants to kiss this handsome devil under the mistletoe? #dork #thisiswhyimstillsingle https://t.co/72s54e5tUB
guy asks me a question that normal people could answer in a sentence... me, well, I give him my life story in paragraph. 🙈🤦🏼♀️ #imsociallyawkward #thisiswhyimstillsingle
This guy has been blowing up my DMs for almost a year and I never respond #TakeAHint #ThisIsWhyImStillSingle #ThatPersistanceTho
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