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Little #TimWilson....little #DimTim is way over his depth
Nothing but dumb/false statements, elections and forced apologies...gee #Goldstein you swapped the competent @zdaniel for this petulant incompetent moron @TimWilsonMP
Tim Wilson gets caught blaming Labor for data when the LNP was in government🙄
Jim Chalmers "I wonder why he's including Mar 2022 and pretending Labor was in office .. that was the biggest fall in productivity in more than 40 years! So it always pays to check the numbers"
#qt
#TimWilson offered $100 "Gift Card" to "Five Lucky Residents" from Goldstein, IF you fill out his "BIGGEST" survey.
What a fuking clown. Who the fucking Goldstein needs 100 bucks from Tim Wilson?
The card reads "FIVE LUCKY RESIDENTS
WILL RECEIVE A $100 GIFT CARD
In appreciation for sharing your views, five lucky residents drawn at random from surveys returned before 31 May 2026 will receive a $100 gift card.
Yours sincerely,
[Timmy The Titwank] < For clarity, we added that bit.
We are not sure who posted the image of the card, but that image appears below. Thank you to whoever posted it.
Well, given I have a property in Goldstein, and technically, I do live in it, just not very fucking often, I decided to play his silly game.
I don't want the hundred bucks, I don't need the hundred bucks, I just wanted to see what the fuck his survey asked.
What’s interesting is once you actually read the survey, it stops looking like a “community consultation” and starts looking like a campaign tool disguised as one.
Most of the questions aren’t designed to understand what people think in any neutral sense, they’re structured to force you into pre-selected ideological boxes. You’re repeatedly given narrow, value-loaded choices like “wasteful government spending”, “too much union power”, or “back to basics in schools”, with no real space to express nuance or mixed views.
It’s less a survey and more a multiple-choice argument, where every option quietly nudges you toward a familiar Liberal framing of the world: lower taxes, tougher crime, scepticism of unions, concern about debt, and resistance to climate costs framed as personal financial pain.
Even the “how much would you pay for net zero” question is framed in a way that reduces a complex national economic transition into a personal wallet hit, $0, $200, or $500, as if that remotely captures how policy actually works.
So while it’s presented as “listening to residents”, it reads more like:
→a messaging test for campaign talking points
→a way to reinforce pre-set narratives rather than discover new ones
→and potentially a data collection exercise that sorts people into ideological and demographic buckets
That’s where the $100 “gift card draw” starts to make more sense too. It’s not really an incentive to “hear your views”, it’s a mechanism to maximise responses so they can be filtered, segmented, and reused.
In that sense, the survey feels less like civic engagement and more like a political advert with a feedback form attached.
NB:
Yes, we did fill the form in. No I am not Angus Taylor, but it is a name I use as a pseudonym at parties where there might be Liberals [I have the business card]. Yes, we used a valid email address: [email protected] and no, we did not give him my phone number.
Oh, and of course, we used an industrial-grade VPN. Because we know exactly what these pricks get up to.
The only sad thing is I should've set the VPN to the Cayman Islands instead of a suburb in Melbourne. Fuck, that was a missed opportunity.
![TheNoisyTrunk's tweet photo. #TimWilson offered $100 "Gift Card" to "Five Lucky Residents" from Goldstein, IF you fill out his "BIGGEST" survey.
What a fuking clown. Who the fucking Goldstein needs 100 bucks from Tim Wilson?
The card reads "FIVE LUCKY RESIDENTS
WILL RECEIVE A $100 GIFT CARD
In appreciation for sharing your views, five lucky residents drawn at random from surveys returned before 31 May 2026 will receive a $100 gift card.
Yours sincerely,
[Timmy The Titwank] < For clarity, we added that bit.
We are not sure who posted the image of the card, but that image appears below. Thank you to whoever posted it.
Well, given I have a property in Goldstein, and technically, I do live in it, just not very fucking often, I decided to play his silly game.
I don't want the hundred bucks, I don't need the hundred bucks, I just wanted to see what the fuck his survey asked.
What’s interesting is once you actually read the survey, it stops looking like a “community consultation” and starts looking like a campaign tool disguised as one.
Most of the questions aren’t designed to understand what people think in any neutral sense, they’re structured to force you into pre-selected ideological boxes. You’re repeatedly given narrow, value-loaded choices like “wasteful government spending”, “too much union power”, or “back to basics in schools”, with no real space to express nuance or mixed views.
It’s less a survey and more a multiple-choice argument, where every option quietly nudges you toward a familiar Liberal framing of the world: lower taxes, tougher crime, scepticism of unions, concern about debt, and resistance to climate costs framed as personal financial pain.
Even the “how much would you pay for net zero” question is framed in a way that reduces a complex national economic transition into a personal wallet hit, $0, $200, or $500, as if that remotely captures how policy actually works.
So while it’s presented as “listening to residents”, it reads more like:
→a messaging test for campaign talking points
→a way to reinforce pre-set narratives rather than discover new ones
→and potentially a data collection exercise that sorts people into ideological and demographic buckets
That’s where the $100 “gift card draw” starts to make more sense too. It’s not really an incentive to “hear your views”, it’s a mechanism to maximise responses so they can be filtered, segmented, and reused.
In that sense, the survey feels less like civic engagement and more like a political advert with a feedback form attached.
NB:
Yes, we did fill the form in. No I am not Angus Taylor, but it is a name I use as a pseudonym at parties where there might be Liberals [I have the business card]. Yes, we used a valid email address: Angus@defecation.one and no, we did not give him my phone number.
Oh, and of course, we used an industrial-grade VPN. Because we know exactly what these pricks get up to.
The only sad thing is I should've set the VPN to the Cayman Islands instead of a suburb in Melbourne. Fuck, that was a missed opportunity.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HJmO3imbgAAfRrT.jpg)
![TheNoisyTrunk's tweet photo. #TimWilson offered $100 "Gift Card" to "Five Lucky Residents" from Goldstein, IF you fill out his "BIGGEST" survey.
What a fuking clown. Who the fucking Goldstein needs 100 bucks from Tim Wilson?
The card reads "FIVE LUCKY RESIDENTS
WILL RECEIVE A $100 GIFT CARD
In appreciation for sharing your views, five lucky residents drawn at random from surveys returned before 31 May 2026 will receive a $100 gift card.
Yours sincerely,
[Timmy The Titwank] < For clarity, we added that bit.
We are not sure who posted the image of the card, but that image appears below. Thank you to whoever posted it.
Well, given I have a property in Goldstein, and technically, I do live in it, just not very fucking often, I decided to play his silly game.
I don't want the hundred bucks, I don't need the hundred bucks, I just wanted to see what the fuck his survey asked.
What’s interesting is once you actually read the survey, it stops looking like a “community consultation” and starts looking like a campaign tool disguised as one.
Most of the questions aren’t designed to understand what people think in any neutral sense, they’re structured to force you into pre-selected ideological boxes. You’re repeatedly given narrow, value-loaded choices like “wasteful government spending”, “too much union power”, or “back to basics in schools”, with no real space to express nuance or mixed views.
It’s less a survey and more a multiple-choice argument, where every option quietly nudges you toward a familiar Liberal framing of the world: lower taxes, tougher crime, scepticism of unions, concern about debt, and resistance to climate costs framed as personal financial pain.
Even the “how much would you pay for net zero” question is framed in a way that reduces a complex national economic transition into a personal wallet hit, $0, $200, or $500, as if that remotely captures how policy actually works.
So while it’s presented as “listening to residents”, it reads more like:
→a messaging test for campaign talking points
→a way to reinforce pre-set narratives rather than discover new ones
→and potentially a data collection exercise that sorts people into ideological and demographic buckets
That’s where the $100 “gift card draw” starts to make more sense too. It’s not really an incentive to “hear your views”, it’s a mechanism to maximise responses so they can be filtered, segmented, and reused.
In that sense, the survey feels less like civic engagement and more like a political advert with a feedback form attached.
NB:
Yes, we did fill the form in. No I am not Angus Taylor, but it is a name I use as a pseudonym at parties where there might be Liberals [I have the business card]. Yes, we used a valid email address: Angus@defecation.one and no, we did not give him my phone number.
Oh, and of course, we used an industrial-grade VPN. Because we know exactly what these pricks get up to.
The only sad thing is I should've set the VPN to the Cayman Islands instead of a suburb in Melbourne. Fuck, that was a missed opportunity.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HJmO17saIAAw35N.jpg)
#TimWilson gets dunked in his own shit.
"JK" @julian_keil sent us a clip of #TimWilson pretending to do some 'charity work' by getting dunked.
Here's what really happened.
→ Watch as Tim Wilson craps himself before getting dunked in his own 'Malted Milkshake'. He didn't have a 'prayer' /'\
#ausecon
#TimWilson dunked in shit.
"JK" @julian_keil sent us a clip of #TimWilson pretending to do some 'charity work' by getting dunked.
Here's what really happened.
→ Watch as Tim Wilson craps himself before getting dunked in his own 'Malted Milkshake'. He didn't have a 'prayer' /'\
#ausecon
@cheryl_kernot @Jarrapin @abcnews I've said several times now that @JEChalmers should challenge his opposite #timwilson to a nationally televised debate at a location of Wilson's choosing.🍿
#AfternoonBriefing Absolutely appalled by the pathetic behaviour of #TimWilson who disrespects standing orders. He was kicked out by Speaker & rightfully so & goes on X & now the speaker wants an apology. Tim thinks he’s special but is an arrogant fool & out of control🤬 #auspol
@TimWilsonMP @AlboMP G’day #TimWilson🤘Watching #ABCnews Afternoon Briefing ! #PatriciaKarvelas looked terrified knowing your Media Gag & #Censorship Laws jail Doctors, Journalists, Whistleblowers & Citizens for reporting Crime & #HumanRights Abuses you & Government commit !
https://t.co/qIEz83uAAP
#AfternoonBriefing Absolutely appalled by the pathetic behaviour of #TimWilson who disrespects standing orders. He was kicked out by Speaker & rightfully so & goes on X & now the speaker wants an apology. Tim thinks he’s special but is an arrogant fool & out of control🤬 #auspol
@TimWilsonMP @AlboMP G’day again #TimWilson🤘Why did you delete your earlier Post ?!.
Self Censorship looks like Cowardice !
Do you change your policies as quickly ?!.
Politics, tax reform, and a growing parliamentary battle 👀
Tim Wilson’s book is making headlines after receiving public praise from the PM — reopening fierce arguments over CGT and economic policy in Australia.
#Canberra #AustralianNews #CGT #Politics #TimWilson #academicblock
#TimWilson is a sooky lala impo
"Speaker Milton Dick demands Tim Wilson apologise for social media post" https://t.co/xiIA0OiTK2 via @ABCaustralia
#TimWilson the ex IPA Graduate, economically unqualified Shadow Treasurer & future ex MP for
Goldstein ❗️
@zdaniel
I wish that #ElonMusk would do something about his Algorithms so X understands English English, and stops limiting the visibility of posts because Americans have never eaten British Meat Balls !
( this is not a comment on #TimWilson or his Fascist Politics )
The little Timmy aka #TimWilson got kicked out of #qt, again.🙄
Who doesn't want over $200K, Expenses Acc, Freebies, Travel....pa in our Parliament House?
#auspol
@mormorlady I fkng love Jim Chalmers. But more so when he dunks on Angus Taylor AND #TimWilson on one go.
Music to my ears.
Some of you may have seen the takedown of #TimWilson over his insane attack on the new tax rules, where he used the example of a young entrepreneur's business, who complained that she was losing half of her business to the government.
Tim Wilson either didn't investigate the claims or knowingly decided to mislead the Australian public. 🙈🙉
We wrote Timmy a letter, asking him to explain. https://t.co/3uTvQEj3LI
NOTE: TIMMY BEEN TOO CRY BABY TO REPLY → because he clearly doesn't want to admit the truth.
So we are taking it up a notch after discovering some interesting facts about the business that he spoke about on national TV. Not everything is as it appears it seems.
What state of mind does a senior politician have to be in to deliberately mislead the Australian public with a smile on his face.
We reckon he must be fucking high. Lucy 🧚 In the Sky ☁️ With Diamonds 🌺 (in a pink tutu) 🩰
Also available, the clip where #TimWilson admits he hasn't checked the effect of the new tax #CGT/Trusts changes on HIS OWN TRUST.
Is that because he knows the effect isn't really a problem? Or maybe he doesn't give a shit about the large bundle of money stashed in a trust to minimise tax?
Either way, do you believe Tim's answer?
https://t.co/wJNlwd5m4q
YESTERDAY: @TimWilsonMP, Shadow Treasurer, Addressed the National Press Club of Australia for the Post-Budget Reply Address.
Watch the replay on ABC iview or on the National Press Club of Australia YouTube channel.
Link in Bio.
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