Top Tweets for #ToasterConspiracy

over 3 years ago

Guys, prepare your selfs: my toaster is actually a secret goverment spy!🤯🍞🕵️‍♂️It been monitorin' my breakfast choices and analyzing my toast preferences all along! Time to start a revolution against the appliances, folks! Whos with me? 🔥😂 #ToasterConspiracy #BreakfastRevolution

Billuminations: Reflections of Burke @Mousejunkies

over 5 years ago

My first job at a major daily I answered phones, wrote obits. I wrote 4 separate obits over the years where the family claimed the deceased invented the toaster. According to The History of Toast (it's a thing) it was a man from Scotland. Worldview shattered. #toasterconspiracy

Nathan Pearce

@PearceNathan

almost 8 years ago

On what planet is this cooked to 5.5 / 6? Every toaster I’ve owned has been like this. They should be: “setting 0: not toasted” “setting 1: toasted” Are there really that many degrees of toasted? #toasterconspiracy #distractionfromtherealissues

PearceNathan's tweet photo. On what planet is this cooked to 5.5 / 6? Every toaster I’ve owned has been like this.
They should be:
“setting 0: not toasted”
“setting 1: toasted”

Are there really that many degrees of toasted?
#toasterconspiracy
#distractionfromtherealissues https://t.co/SPZODwIvrg

John B @johnb78

almost 12 years ago

My Facebook page, meanwhile, is better than Mythbusters. #toastermyths #toasterconspiracy #toasterlies #toaster911

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