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I'm beginning to suspect too much time online is messing with my mind. Even innocent ads appear sexual.
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Sometimes, I try to like the notification that someone liked my tweet.
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Often.Daily.*sigh* Hourly.
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Last night I had a dream that I asked @ultimatesascha and @kamivogel to critique my ultimate playing. They were like, “we don’t know you, but sure?” Then they proceeded to make me an abstract watercolor painting instead. 🤷♀️ #toomuchtimeontwitter
Is it just me? Or do other regular twitter users find themselves making a failed stab at ‘like’ing hard copy, an @IrishTimes letter in this case #toomuchtimeontwitter
Ever follow a random thread on Twitter? You don’t know the poster, thread has nothing 2 do w/ your life but you somehow stumbled across it & have become completely enthralled? Like you go back just to read more comments? I think I’m spending #toomuchtimeontwitter #TuesdayThoughts
@jljacobson @rudepundit Oh, great, yet another twitter account making sense that I have to follow #toomuchtimeontwitter
Lol its weird meeting up with friends from school and not being able to mention your recent successful erotic stories or what your cam model friends are up to XD #authorconfession #camgirl #toomuchtimeontwitter
I had to re-read this tweet a few times to realize OH was for Ohio, not overheard. 😂 #tooMuchTimeOnTwitter
BTW I made it! Twitter has included moi in one of their top Moments. #TooMuchTimeOnTwitter #NotGoingToHelpMeGetTenure https://t.co/771tiFhAuV
Back at @CivicTechTO listening to @GraphicMatt ... he's actually a real human being! #toomuchtimeontwitter #imactuallyattwitter
Saw this and my first thought was 'ooh @Jontofski could do a lovely watercolour of this' #toomuchtimeontwitter
#toomuchtimeontwitter #1: I just hoped a household cleaner would "drag" the mess to which it has been applied
Apparently hashtags don't work in the work point of sale database.
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#toomuchtimeontwitter #2 I have 16 tabs open for ideas for a craft project that will be a present for someone I've never met
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