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Walking to the Lib w my sunglasses on like a #TotalDouche
@Kris_Sacrebleu It was built in a by a yacht maker located where the boat was too big for the bridge when they finished it.
Guess he thought they were the best yacht maker in the world and he’ll dismantle a bridge to use them. #TotalDouche
If you look up the term “douchebag” in the dictionary, the accompanying illustration will be a photo of Matt Gaetz. #TotalDouche
Jordan badgers Fauci because he has no case. Jim Jordan is a sleazeball dirt bag. Who are the people who picked this jackass to represent them? He lets boys get molested btw. Just gross. #JimJordan #totaldouche
#GOPCorruptionOverCountry
#GOPDeathCult
If alien DNA is the key to a coronavirus vaccine, someone get Gym Jordan a cup, some porn, and a little room ASAP!
Good to see we’re focused on the right stuff #totaldouche
I just had the privilege of signing a very strong Executive Order protecting American Monuments, Memorials, and Statues - and combatting recent Criminal Violence. Long prison terms for these lawless acts against our Great Country!
Ashton is definitely the kind of guy who would get piss drunk, beat the crap out of his girl, and stand by the "you know how I get when you make me angry" defense.🤷🏻♀️ #Psycho #TotalDouche #BelowDeck⚓
Greinke should have ear holed Soto.
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What a winner. Once again people, if you don't like what we do or who we are, mind your fucking business! Pay us zero attention! And on a side note, sex negativity is soooooo 1959. Idiot.
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So....You cheat on one and other? Have at it. I guess.
It doesnt matter in my mind what you identify as ....it really doesnt matter at all to me one bit...but if ur an asshole your a bonafied asshole! #somepeople #totaldouche 🤦🏽♀️
If you're "pimping" a HR in a runaway game on a Monday in May for a last place team you're probably...oh, this dink again. 🤮 #timetogrowup #showthekidssomeclass #trysoftball #totaldouche #getabarbedwiretattoo
For those who are mad at Derek Dietrich, your hot takes have been duly noted and ignored. #LetTheKidsPlay
Update! I saw this car again today and it was double space parked 🤦🏻♂️#TotalDouche
I just read the douchiest of douche bagelow tweets. And because of the author, all I can think is ‘yeah, that seems about right’ 😂 #totaldouche
@trishtra3 @pinewoodsdojo @thomaskaine5 Huh, I’ve never seen a douche in a tie... interesting. #totalDouche
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