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@ilikeldn @moving_charlie Yeah, I smell BS......
Exactly the kind of made up crap that Charlie likes to spout in order to make points to suit his narrative
I'd love to know which high street shops are paying their employees an average of ยฃ212,500 ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
#TotalNumpty

@BootstrapCook @Mrs_Schwarzski @blackcuntrybird Great in a survival situation but under normal conditions I think not #totalnumpty
@C4Ciaran @alexjonesAM1 @NicolaSturgeon What would be insurmountable, Nippy, would be the bloody big wall between you and your biggest export market. #TotalNumpty
Sitting here for 15min wondering why my #diakysis machine isn't priming. Would help if I connected the acid concentrate. Then trying to prime my lines but hadn't opened the saline clamp.
#lifefails #totalnumpty #homedialysis
Showed my niece my neck line and told her what it's for and she turned around and said "so it's like a charger" ๐๐ #spacecadet #totalnumpty
But then I do plug myself in for #dialysis now... #permcath #neckline I'm missing sticking needles in myself as so much easier ๐
Watching @BBCNewsnight this evening and listening to the Leader of Kent County Council talk about the preparations for a No Deal Brexit at the Channel ports makes me feel so glad that I am a resident of Kent......NOT ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ#totalnumpty
After the stupidity of yesterday, I think I have a touch of sunstroke. Shivery & lightheaded so left work early ๐ however, I just found #DirtyDancing on @channel5_tv
Nothing like the Swayze when feeling sorry for yourself
#KnockingBackTheO2 #SlappingOnTheAloeVera #TotalNumpty
Thank you all so much for your lovely messages. Had to dash off from @BloggersBash as was out this evening and just realised I left my goody bag behind in mad dash for train ๐ฉ #totalnumpty
@afneil Hah! About time someone called-out the pompous Lord Adonis, and his pathetic diatribe about pro-Brexit (!?!) bias on the BBC #totalnumpty
When your teen narrowly avoids being carted of to A@E due to heatstroke bc she forgot her hat. @kelseyamberrxo #TotalNumpty. #LearnFromIt.
OMG! What a fuckwit! There's a bloody bridge crossing there too! Definitely one for the Darwin awards!! #naturalselection #totalnumpty https://t.co/ST3eNhFPN6
@flcro @whiteside_beth @solamiga Reminds me of an NHS manager who offered me a pay 'rise' giving less than I already earned #TotalNumpty โ๏ธ
When you take ยฃ10 cash back from self service in an @asda and walk off and leave the ยฃ10 hanging out in machine. ๐๐๐ #totalnumpty
yes so odd we don't play Prince on a talk radio station until he dies. #conspiracy #totalnumpty. https://t.co/XpxmZ2KjEH
@_Ali_Mac I went to like a tweet of yours and got a message saying this action had been blocked or something #TotalNumpty
@cazziemacca @IntJewCon @BrightonBDS @righteousaxe @SussexFriends i am guessing you have never been to Israel or a facist state #totalnumpty
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