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There are 4-5 year old kids chirping the alphabet on the train, and one of them just said:
E for EMI π
#EForEMI #TrainHumour #IndianRailways #KidsBeingKids #Travel
Heard on the train.
βYou are a pooβ and βI thought you had three moustachesβ.
#trainhumour
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When I'm standing next to the 'open' button on the of doors of a train, waiting for it to become functional, I suddenly feel this immense responsibility as people start lining up behind me to exit the train - "I have to get this right for my fellow commuters" #trainhumour #Travel
Commuter 1: The train is so crowded, while getting in my bag almost fell off
Commuter 2 (straight face): Should've let it go, it has become so old #trainhumour #lifeonthelocal
Quote on train poster "No one does feasting like the Tudors." Now am I not the only one having to reread that! Admittedly I read it fast first time round lol. #trainhumour #madmelaugh #dirtymind
Life has become so fast paced. This gentleman makes most of it, using his mobile (selfie cam) as a mirror, has a quick shave with earphone plugged in as he waits for his train at #Parel #Mumbai @Central_Railway #trainhumour @hvgoenka @rajtoday @mumbaitraffic
G'day! Sammy here with you...
Loving the new single from @taylorswift13
Almost as much as we love this single... #lookwhatyoumademedo

I kid @CTVStanfield.. you're no train wreck. You're more like the little engine that could.
Train manager just announced the next station as βsunny, romantic Swindon, the city of loversβ #trainhumour π
@TPExpressTrains Thks to the conductor on the 8:22 Liv-Scarb train for cheering up a boring Wed morning train ride π¨ββοΈπ#trainhumour
When the train driver tells you the train is delayed due to a boy pressing the emergency button because he forget to get off! #trainhumour π
.@GOtransit Never fails to make me smile when the customer service rep on my line says "thanks for cho-cho-choosing GO" π #trainhumour
@SW_Trains travelling through Wimbledon and our guard plays the Wombles theme tune! Give this lady a prize! #trainhumour #happyfriday
@SW_Trains much appreciated rendition of Lionel Richie's 'Hello' by our Gford to Waterloo guard this morn #surprising #trainhumour
Train announcer: "I hope you're all wearing seatbelts because we don't want the police to pull us over.''
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