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When I was first discovered it was believed I was a girl. But at least I wasn’t confused for a cat!
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I suppose everyone has that moment when you have to burn and behead people before they "get" your completely non-Protestant, completely non-Papist Catholic church. #TudorProblems
When you ride up to the Field of the Cloth of Gold and notice the King of France’s gown shows off his legs better than yours does #FLRoyalFashion @KngHnryVIII #TudorProblems
What I hate about Twitter -- everyone you behead comes back in account after account. Like a bloody hydra. #TudorProblems
Daughter Elizabeth has perfected the passive-aggressive bow. Throwing in a sarcastic flourish of spread arms and an angry flitter of fingers. #TudorProblems
What you think Anne Boleyn's motto was: "The Most Happy"
What it actually was: "The Most Happy When Keeping Henry VIII In the Friend Zone"
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Found daughter Mary's sonnet "Indeed, How I Shall Dance & Sing When Dad Is Dead". So ... normal girl stuff, I'm thinking? #TudorProblems
Her Majesty may need some ice tonight..... Haha! #tudorproblems #bigdress #toomanyhighnotes #robertodevereux
For Halloween daughter Elizabeth is dressed as a "male heir". Too soon. Too bloody soon. #TudorProblems #NeedWine
That bloody moment when you've eaten every swan on the river & you've got that full-but-still-not-quite-full feeling. #TudorProblems
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It always makes you feel old when your new wife has been christened after your first wife. Henry VIII and Catherine Parr married OTD in 1543
I'm eating a lovely swan & can't post a photo of it. How do we survive in the 16th century? How do we bear it? #TudorProblems
#Jane, what have you done? You're the #thirdwife & your predecessor was recently beheaded. It's a life sentence
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Anne was beheaded. #BEHEADED at the behest of her own husband who was already eyeing up a new bit of skirt
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When your quiet picnic is totally ruined by a public execution. #TudorProblems
It is better to have loved & lost than to have your 6th wife fart directly upon you in bed. #JustSaying #NothingWorse #TudorProblems
You know what's awkward? When the present queen's father mistreats and executes the hero of your play. #dekkerthon #STM #TudorProblems
I hate it when I can't WAIT for my next wedding but that bloody beheading has to come first. Ugh. #TudorProblems
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