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Sadiq Khan 'doesn't care about #Wimbledon': Mayor is told to 'get a grip' after District line delays spark 'international humiliation' for London #TuesdayFail
Note to self - remember to make a coffee before starting the descaling process on the coffee machine to avoid a half hour wait. #Tuesdayfail
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Try to picture Johnny Depp sending a nostalgic-ish letter to Tim Burton just before he received his star, then heading to L.A. expecting to be his guest, but ending up realizing that of all your buddy's fav actors, you're the only one who was blacklisted ๐คญ๐คช
Tim Burton receives his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, alongside Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder, Monica Bellucci, and Danny DeVito
Every time I travel to London there is always a problem!
Currently stuck at Rugby as and waiting for an ambulance as a passenger is unwell!
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I CANโT STOP EATING BISCUITS. PLS SEND HELP ๐คฃ๐๐๐ช๐ฝ๐ #tuesdayfail
Couldnโt find the words for LFT so asked my husband to pass me my โNHS nose pickerโ #tuesdayfail
(NHS a helpful differential to the Randox box I have for travel) ๐คฃ๐๐
Staying up late, watching tv thinking itโs Friday! #tuesdayfail
Just did a whole slur of #MondayMotivation tweets on a Tuesday ๐คฆ ๐คฃ I blame the long weekend we had, now today, Tuesday, feels like a Monday... #TuesdayFail ๐ฆ
I might have reached an all-time cocktail making low. I'm out of olive juice so I tried to grind up olives to make juice, instead I made tapenade but now I don't have any bread. ๐ญ #tuesdayfail
When you misread the time thinking itโs an hour later than it is and you jump up get ready. Now got to hang about and wait for the kids and nursery to open ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ #tuesdayfail #losingsleep
Anyone else tried to do their makeup in the back of a car without a mirror? #Tuesdayfail
frankie muniz tweets are like "Stuck my penis in a gloryhole and worms started eating it #FML #TuesdayFail
Itโs supposed to be over 100 in Ohio today, my workouts wonโt stream, and Websterโs is now recognizing โirregardlessโ as a word, seriously considering going back to bed...for several months #tuesdayfail #needareset
Managed to leave work at a reasonable time... means I get home to see my daughter before bed... see my station pass at 80mph... get off at next station... wait for train back #tuesdayfail BUT @GWRHelp train conductor very understanding and humane #thankyou
On route to Edinburgh and I am not wearing appropriate footwear๐๐
Please no snow๐๐#TuesdayFail #FailtopreparePreparetofail #Alwayscheckforecast ๐คฃ
I was going to a house to buy some wedding stuff but got the address wrong by one number. I end up inside a house with a couple who thought i was there to buy a puppy #TuesdayFail
When you make an error when sending an email to 40 people .... it was only the address for a meeting.....#ItCouldHaveBeenWorse #TuesdayFail
#tuesdayfail Went to West Malling only to see in my diary I should have been at Aylesford. Got to Aylesford only to see in an email I was right the first time... the meeting was about supporting the curate in the leadership module of her training. Not sure Iโm qualified...
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