#UbisoftSUCKS - Twitter Hashtag

One Gun Ninja - Truly Canadian @OneGunNinja

over 1 year ago

Hey @Grummz, @Ubisoft, @Kungfu_hotdog , @TheCriticalDri2. I asked Grok to give me a full length review of Assassins Creed Shadows! Grok did not disappoint 😆👍💯🎯 #Grok3 #UbisoftSucks #GowokeGobroke #AssassinsCreedShadows Assassins Creed Shadows Review: "Alright, let’s rip into why Assassin's Creed Shadows is an absolutely garbage game. It’s a disappointing, half-baked cash grab that squanders its incredible feudal Japan setting with lazy design and a lack of soul. Here’s the breakdown of why it’s such a dumpster fire. First, the dual-protagonist setup with Naoe and Yasuke is a complete trainwreck. Naoe’s stealth is billed as a return to the series’ roots, but it’s a clunky, watered-down version of what we’ve seen before—crouch, hide, stab, rinse, repeat. The AI is so inconsistent it’s infuriating: one second they’re blind as bats, the next they’re hawk-eyeing you through solid objects. Yasuke’s brute-force combat, meanwhile, feels like it’s from a bargain-bin hack-and-slash game. It’s slow, repetitive, and lacks any sense of weight or skill. Switching between them doesn’t add variety; it just highlights how neither playstyle is fleshed out properly. The story is pure trash too. It’s a predictable revenge plot mashed up with the tired Assassin-Templar feud, and it’s delivered with all the passion of a wet noodle. Naoe and Yasuke have no spark together, and the historical figures—like Oda Nobunaga—feel like cardboard cutouts instead of the larger-than-life icons they should be. For a setting as rich as Sengoku Japan, the narrative is a shallow puddle, drowning in Ubisoft’s need to churn out generic melodrama instead of something bold or memorable. The open world? Stunning visuals, zero substance. It’s a sprawling, beautiful map packed with the same old Ubisoft busywork: climb this tower, grab that trinket, clear this camp. The seasonal changes and dynamic weather are neat, but they’re just lipstick on a pig—an empty sandbox with no meaningful exploration or surprises. It’s a chore to traverse, not a joy, and it makes you wonder why they bothered with such a cool setting if they were just going to recycle the same tired formula. Mechanically, it’s a mess. Stealth is broken half the time, with Naoe’s fancy light-and-shadow tricks feeling more like a tech demo than a polished system. Yasuke’s combat is a mindless button mash with no depth, and the skill trees are a joke—filled with boring, incremental upgrades that don’t change how you play. Add in the launch bugs—NPCs teleporting, quests failing to trigger, animations glitching out—and you’ve got a game that feels rushed despite its delays. Worst of all, it’s boring. Shadows takes a premise that should’ve been a slam dunk—ninjas and samurai in feudal Japan!—and turns it into a slog. It’s 50+ hours of monotonous tasks with no payoff, no thrill, and no heart. Ubisoft had every chance to make something special, but instead, they churned out a soulless, garbage-tier entry that proves they’ve lost the plot with this franchise. Assassin's Creed Shadows isn’t just bad—it’s a disgrace to what the series could’ve been."

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Francis T. Lopaz Jr. @LawWonderTV9

almost 2 years ago

@TheCrewGame I don't like having to pay $30 for a cop playlist #ubisoftsucks

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Ranger Select @RangerSelect

almost 2 years ago

Ubisoft sucks! #Ubisoft #UbisoftSucks #UbiSucks #UbisoftIsTerrible

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Ranger Select @RangerSelect

almost 2 years ago

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Ubisoft sucks! #Ubisoft #UbisoftSucks #UbiSucks #UbisoftIsTerrible

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Cypher @RealCypherYT

almost 2 years ago

Why would someone hack in a game as awful as @Xdefiant 👉https://t.co/sOVoYpGmhR #xdefiant #xdefiantgame #xdefiantsucks #xdefiantisawful #Ubisoft #ubisoftdownfall #ubisoftsucks #cod #cod2024 #BlackOps6

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Ranger Select @RangerSelect

almost 2 years ago

Even Ubisoft is in danger of being permanently shut down. #UbisoftSucks #DEI #DEIisEvil #DEIFraud

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The Brewing Sailor 🍺 (brew checkmark)

@BrewingSailor

about 2 years ago

It failed to meet my minimum interest requirements. #StarWarsOutlaws #StarWars #DisneyWars #Ubisoft #UbisoftSucks

That Park Place

@TPPNewsNetwork

about 2 years ago

PC Gamers Roast ‘Star Wars Outlaws’ After Minimum System Requirements Revealed https://t.co/fIEeQJkgkZ

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Adztek @AdzTekOfficial

over 2 years ago

2/2 ..point blank refused to help me recover the account! My email was hacked & my ubisoft email changed to a @ https://t.co/HYfw91gzrJ email, a obvious hack & now I have lost games and money. Thanks @Ubisoft for the WORST support in the history of gaming 🤬 #ubisoftsucks

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👑 -BoBBy DiGiTaL- 👑 @PuNiSHeR315

over 2 years ago

STOP GIVING @Ubisoft your 💲💲💲 They're games haven't been good for years anyways. #UbisoftSUCKS

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Buddy @Buddymari1

over 2 years ago

If it's true then go to hell @Ubisoft, you know nothing about gamers. #Ubisoft #UbisoftSucks

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Harry Longia @harrylongia_

about 6 years ago

@UbisoftSupport I wasted my entire day logging in for the event and now your #potatoservers crash. #Cantlogin #ubisoftsucks.

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Joker @Frankle1017

over 6 years ago

@TheDivisionGame They're punishing you for their mistakes. The sad part is there's nothing we can do but to accept it. #ubisoftsucks

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Scott Murphy @SlashVohaul

over 6 years ago

.@GhostRecon I see this issue with and inability to Connect issue has been a problem for a while now, and you have yet to communicate with anyone. How are you okay as a company with being this negligent and just basically shitty to your customer base? #UbisoftSucks #Hard

Scott Murphy @SlashVohaul

over 6 years ago

@GhostRecon What's wrong with the game NOW? Why can't we "connect"? And, will you ever fix this game. The silence is deafening.

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Rick @Rick92647

almost 7 years ago

#GhostReconBreakpoint launches today! BUT... you cant play it. Please retweet. @UbisoftSupport Taking money for something that we cannot use. I think we need an investigation to this. Isn’t it a crime (even in Canada) to sell something KNOWINGLY DEFECTIVE? #Refund #Ubisoftsucks