Top Tweets for #Wadisms
wade: have you always been like this before?
me: what do you mean by this?
wade: shouting to get what you want?
HAHHAHAHA
#wadisms
wade: your brother ha! he dragged me into the pool.
me: but that’s your dad
wade: that’s the problem na nga.
#wadisms
wade asking everyone’s permission to drink beer on his birthday.
lahat yes.. except....
wade: grandma, can i drink beer on my birthday?
mommy: no!
wade: hay ruined the hype!
#wadisms
HAHAHAHA THIS KID
wade: kody, you’re a bit ugly with makeup
me: eh when am i pretty?
wade: without it.
in fair, akala ko isasagot never. 😂
#wadisms
"we were gathered to watch the bachelor. Which is such an unGodly show" -@Wade_Langer #bleepmypastorsays #wadisms
*Bonus*
"We continued to watch the bachelor and continued to pray for the world"
"'GOD YOU ARE THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA!' Not 'Jesus you are my heavenly boyfriend'" -@Wade_Langer on modern worship songs #bleepmypastorsays #wadisms
me to wade:is life good na?
wade:no
me:y?
wade:people inis me
me:but it's better now?
wade:yup
me:when?
wade:when girls come to me.
#wadisms
wade: kody why don't you change the logo of UPz
me:why you don't like it?
wade: it looks like a freakin mug!
me: IT DOES NOT!
🤦🏽♀️
#wadisms
wade:do you flirt with BUFF boys at the gym?
me: no!
wade: there are a lot of buff boys over there why don't you just flirt?
di ko!#wadisms
wade: our family is messed up!
me: why?
wade: one black all white.
me: who is the black one?
wade: boy george!!
#wadisms
wade: why aren't there bees in jollibee?
me: jollibee is the bee!!!!
wade: no, why don't they use real one!?
#wadisms
me: stop being weird naman kasi!!!
wade: ikaw din! stop being drunk!
#wadisms
me: bukas na Coldplay
wade: oh you ask him to be your bf ah.
advice niya 3 months ago, reminding me again today. 😂 #wadisms
"leaders loved this song, they go 'I could sing of your love forever' so we did for the next 45 minutes on repeat" -@Wade_Langer #wadisms
"Somebody hijacked my Bible!!" -@Wade_Langer on his first time learning about the epic of Gilgamesh #wadisms #bleepmypastorsays
"And they said, bring it on Elijah! And Elijah said, oh it's gonna be brought!" -@Wade_Langer #wadisms #bleepmypastorsays #onamountain
"Congratulations, you suck! You will never be on The Voice, you will see the back of the chairs" -@Wade_Langer #wadisms #bleepmypastorsays
Wade: where are you going?
Ako: I'm gonna go get drunk
Wade: no! you're gonna get a headache
#wadisms
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