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Don't drink and drive
Don't make the news
And don't add to the human race.
Have a great weekend
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Good Morning Patriots!
FALL IN!
Take a Knee!
HYDRATE!
It's Friday
It's Springtime
I have ZERO doubt, you savages will all be balls deep in this life, mere moments after sunset.
GOOD HUNTING!
BUT!
Before you go, pillage any villages
It's time for your mandatory
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Don’t add/subtract the population.
Stay hydrated.
Get out of the barracks.
Take a battle buddy.
Carry your damn gun & med kit.
Black Friday edition of the #weekendsafetybrief. With how crazy it can get out there these guidelines seem all the more vital. That and the reminder to film all dipshitery horizontally! Stay safe out there and I’ll see you on the other side! Rev out!
Time for the #weekendsafetybrief. Take the weekend to be kind to a stranger, tell your family you love them, check in on that friend you haven’t spoken to in a while and above all remember humanity and spread it around. As always I’ll see you on the other side. Rev out.
This weeks #weekendsafetybrief is dedicated to the one and only @Texas_Thinker She either has a running tab with the local bail bondsman’s office or has breathtaking self control. Glad your back!! Remember, what do we do when dipshitery is imminent? See ya in the other side!
I know I know I know this weeks #weekendsafetybrief is a little late again this week. To be fair if I thought it’d help you all not act like hedonistic savages I’d post it at a more decent hour. Remember when stupidity is imminent what do we do? See ya on the other side folks!!
It’s that time again!! #WeekendSafetyBrief time!! I’m not gonna scold y’all for the debauchery you *WILL* undoubtedly and inevitably commit this weekend. All I’ll say is be safe, have fun, take care of yourselves don’t be a cunt and I’ll see you on the other side.
Here's a hint: if your date has to go DOWNSTAIRS to make you a drink, maybe eat something first. #weekendsafetybrief #TCMParty
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Don't add to the Population. Don't subtract from the Population. Stay out of the Hospital, newspaper and Jail. If you do end up in Jail, Establish Dominance Quickly.
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Tune into @LegioninDC 3pm ET today. Our @LouisCelli discussing new @DeptVetAffairs CARE program on Periscope. #WeekendSafetyBrief
Join @AmericanLegion @DeptVetAffairs policy expert @LouisCelli for a discussion of the new CARE program Friday at 1500 on Periscope. That's 3:00 p.m. for you civilians. #WeekendSafetyBrief
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