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baggage handler: have a good flight!
me: thanks, you too!
😐🤐 #whydoisaythings
One of my friends at work gave my number to a guy and when he said "Hey" I replied with "Help" instead of "Hello" 🤦🏼♀️ #whydoisaythings
Just remembered when I was buying luggage tags before vaca & the cashier told me to have a good trip and I said, "you too" #WhyDoISayThings
Walked up to one of my tables today and said "how are u ladies doing tn" only to realize 1 of them was a long haired boy 🙃🙃#whydoisaythings
i said "4+5=6" 🙃 i have to stop talking in math ASAP #WHYDOISAYTHINGS
my teacher let me go take a walk bc i said that 64 divided by 4 is 8 🙃 #whydoisaythings
when your math teacher asks what 100 times 100 is and you yell out "100!!" 🙃 #whydoisaythings
"I hope you have a good birthday"
"thanks you too" 🙃 #whydoisaythings
Dropped my banana as I was getting out of my car and said "ow" even tho it didn't even touch me. Is that a Monday thing or? #WhyDoISayThings
Me ordering food: "can I have #1 veggies made with noodles instead of rice?"
Me still ordering: "anything else?"
#whydoisaythings
me dijeron gracias y respondí con gracias #whydoisaythings
Also, this morning barista told me price of coffee and I started spelling my name for no reason. #fail #whydoisaythings
9am grocery shopping. Told the cashier to have a goodnight. He looks at me funny. #Fail #WhyDoISayThings
*gets patted down at concert venue*
Security girl: "Seems you have something in your pocket."
Me: "Nope, just a big butt."
#whydoisaythings
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