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Decided I absolutely MUST make a boutique run 45 minutes before I should have been leaving the house #whyimlate
Iβm about to be late to a friends house because i decided last minute to BAKE SOME SQUASH
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Public Service Announcement: The @tdbank_us clock in Brooklyn Heights is 5 MINUTES SLOW #whyimlate #conspiracy https://t.co/i3wqjlyKk2
Why on Earth would I schedule a call about internet architecture and think it would only take 30 minutes? #whyimlate
You know what happens when you ignore those "low key battery" messages that your car gives you? The key actually stops working and you can't drive anywhere #whyimlate #thisweek
If your boss ever asks you why you're late, blame it on the Deinosuchus, a GIANT alligator that can block up to 3 lanes of traffic in the interstate. π£ Read more about it here! π https://t.co/hC8XklOgSd #Archaeology #WhyImLate #Anthropology
Iβm that βdance around the house while getting readyβ person to the point of actual, full blown distraction.
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Getting a 5 year old night owl ready for school... #whyimlate
Definitely dealing with the bish bang today! @gingercbs11 knows what I mean. #uncooperative #hairproblems #whyimlate
Moon walking across the living room for a solid 20 minutes
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My 5yos favorite super hero is the Flash, but he lives life like he's wading through molasses π#whyimlate #momlife #hurryup
Nah dude itβs cool, you and your lawnmower can take that last parking spot. #WhyImLate
#WhyImLate Man, that clock is slow. I don't *feel* tardy.
Don't tell your boss you had too much to drink last night. Tell 'em you had too much to dream instead. π #whyimlate
Be there in 5 βοΈ! π #bossbabe #whyimlate #betherein5 @ Tempe, Arizona https://t.co/PTZmDxATYi
There was a bus stopped in front of a flock of geese taking their damn sweet time crossing the road. #whyimlate
I need a extra shot this morning....of espresso I mean ππ #whyimlate
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