#WifeMath - Twitter Hashtag

7 months ago

Dear married men’s be aware 😂 Math with wife: 800 + 1200 = 9200 He : babe it’s 2000 She : minus 2000 for emotional damage Balance I owe: 7200 Lesson: Never borrow money from your wife, you’ll end up paying compound interest + guilt tax 😂😭 #MarriedLife #WifeMath

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@_heyitstiff

over 2 years ago

Hubby bought a new PlayStation controller, so I bought a new Starbucks cup….Wife Math…. If my husband spends money on something, then I get to spend money on something….duh 😩😭😭😭 #wifemath

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💕 @Titilola__

over 2 years ago

Went a lil crazy with my baby’s card. Let me surprise him with his favourite soup to distract him 🤭🤭 #wifemath 🤣🤣

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Shakena @Life_isbeauty11

over 2 years ago

Killed a bug without waking up my husband this morning 😌 Did I scream the whole time and wake him up anyway? Yes. But it wasn’t my intention and that counts for something! #WifeMath

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Higgs @uwhiggs

about 3 years ago

@Softykjr Wife: $275 Me: $0 (bald, daily straight edge) Her reasoning for this is that we have the money for hers since I don’t get mine cut. Mine used to cost $10 when I had hair. #WifeMath

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