Top Tweets for #YouCouldntWriteThis
Please tell me I didn’t just hear on @heartradiouk news that #DidoHarding is having to isolate following a #TAT notification - just how are these imbeciles putting themselves in a position to even risk such a circumstance #FollowTheRules @GMB @SpittingImage #youcouldntwritethis
Come on kids let’s go for a drive to check out my eyesight 🙄 #youcouldntwritethis #CummingsConference #Coronabollocks
@brendan1oc @gardarep Tell them to give their head a wobble Brendan now more than ever members need strong positive leadership #youcouldntwritethis
Stopping on hard shoulder of motorway to ring the water board is not an emergency- ME51 issued TOR to driver #youcouldntwritethis
Totally WEIRD omen regarding @Channel4 #Hunted - Not only was 'Major' Matt Mason a poor boys Action Man back in the day but 'Hunted' was a song by him in more recent times???!!!! #YouCouldntWriteThis
Hey went to see this brilliant documentary - it really is a compelling watch - so if love documentaries like we do - go and see this weekend. #threeidenticalstrangers #documentary #picturehouse #reallife #youcouldntwritethis #gosee
For once I'd like a nice quiet start to term!
Between having to replan our year 7 intro lessons due to asbestos infested gauze 😬 and our exercise books not arriving its madness.
#YouCouldntWriteThis
Ooft. Hands up if y'all just realised who in your office have nailed looking INCREDIBLY BUSY but who have actually just been watching the #WorldCup. #drama #youcouldntwritethis #theatre #theatrics #mindsblown
Let me get this straight the dup are in bed with a Scottish man who has an illegal tyre waste business with links to India and Ukraine and a German gangster/fraudster #LeaveEu #ayedeadon #YouCouldntWriteThis #SpotlightNI #SpotlightNI
Wow! The homophobic team scored a really good goal against that other homophobic team!!
#YouCouldntWriteThis #Lads #AbsoluteScenes https://t.co/yn6GaN5vx9
GOAL! #RUS 4-0 #KSA
Goal of the tournament contender?
A stunning strike from
Denis Cheryshev - his second of the game.
LIVE:
📻 @5liveSport
📱 https://t.co/vVTY8pMkNA
#bbcworldcup
@Barclays For those of you ‘in the know’ who are aware of the massive issues we’ve had with our new charity account at Barclays, you will be very amused to hear that a group on conference at the same place as us in Nairobi happen to be from... Barclays. #youcouldntwritethis
I just got sent a picture by @aoifecasey13 of our children in high spirits accompanied by a message explaining that they might be hiding cars down Alex's trousers! #Parenthood #YouCouldntWriteThis #HighJinx
Colleague 1 to Colleague 2 - You looked like you’ve been tea bagged...
Colleague 2 - What’s tea bagged?
Me - Absolutely dying 😂😂😂😂😂
#youcouldntwritethis #bants #cryingwithlaughing
Here's a weird one.. 4 photos next to each other on #OzarkGuitars Facebbok site. @BexMarshall I did @RandBFestival & @WatersideArts 2016 with, Stevie S @1bloke1mandolin I did @acousticFest 2017 with, & my old mate & ex neighbour @NeilTaylor1 #YouCouldntWriteThis #KeepinItBlues
When your neighbour complains about how loud your TV is, yet they can sleep through the council physically knocking down their door 🙈🙈 #YouCouldntWriteThis 🤔😂
What a game!! I dont even care!! This is why football is a natural drama!! This is why we love football #LFCBVB #youcouldntwritethis
It's 1:00 AM on the East Coast. And Kobe just dropped 60 in his final game! #YouCouldntWriteThis
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