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You have to admit
No matter how execrable
Her dancing is still better than her ability to govern
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Given the choice between going through 2 doors with variable outcomes, Theresa May will always choose to run headlong into the wall...
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Today marks 56 years of Jamaican independence. The contribution of Jamaicans in the UK and abroad is huge β long may that continue #JamaicanIndependenceDay π―π²
If this is true then the pigeons are going to discover that there's a rather large cat in their midst
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Except they do
Make it up
All the time
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So, let me get this right
We have people in dire need of assistance from the state
being cleared away by the state
to make way for people who live off the state
but don't really need it
Glad we cleared that up
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It would appear that one of the most serious offences that one can commit in America these days is being found in possession of a black skin...
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I mean just wow
You can't buy Mentos, you can't wait in Starbucks, you can't have a barbecue. ...
Ah ffs - why don't they just give people of colour a badge saying 2nd class citizen and be done π‘
#youreallycouldnotmakethisshitup https://t.co/v8mXE9mRBI
This woman called the police on a Black family for having a BBQ
The Mail expresses shock and outrage at a possible outcome which the Mail campaigned for
#youreallycouldnotmakethisshitup https://t.co/CN0aNbyhdh
Itβs interesting (at least to me) that this article says βif the government gets itβs wish ...β Itβs no longer the will of the people when the consequences are a bit shit. Conservative Party take note. https://t.co/DqUwIg4JBX
It is pernicious sophistry for the PM to state there's already been an investigation by the Electoral Commission
It occurred before news of #CambridgeAnalytica
& #AggregateIQ
broke. Usual tactics:
Make noises; do nothing
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@scarlettpeach @carolecadwalla @Channel4News Yeah, I tweeted earlier about falling asleep and waking up in a John Le Carre novel
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#youreallycouldnotmakethisshitup https://t.co/Gmk7FrvsRx
Jamie Greene just tried to cancel one of his amendments after realising it cancelled another heβd made. Mike Russell refused and it passed π
It's okay folks, we don't have to worry about Brexit
Because it turns out that we haven't actually decided to leave
#BrexitShambles
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#Remain
#youreallycouldnotmakethisshitup https://t.co/U1HMz15cFR
Tusk said the Brexit negotiations will be tough but βit will not be a war,β
What was the name that was being bandied about by the Brexit exit team?
Oh yes, WAR CABINET!
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The vision of Post-Brexit Britain is becoming clearer
And it really doesn't look like somewhere I want to live....
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