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Spent all the money I hypothetically made today at happy hour #YourFirstDeskJob
Wake and bake this morning. Oh wait, no I didn't because it's a Monday and I have a real job #420 #YourFirstDeskJob
You know what's worse than Monday mornings? Showing up to work with wet fucking feet #YourFirstDeskJob
Thought it was Saturday all day until just now #YourFirstDeskJob
When you don't even get out of bed all day and go straight into your nap #YourFirstDeskJob
I could be featured on True Life: No One Wants to Hire Me #YourFirstDeskJob
Live for the weekend #YourFirstDeskJob
If I have enough documents open it'll look like I'm working right? #YourFirstDeskJob
9:00 AM: I'm gonna get shit done today
9:17 AM: Jk fuck everything
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Getting a huge refund on my taxes because even the feds feel bad about how much money I'm not making #YourFirstDeskJob
Just spent a solid 15 min playing the google pony express game. That counts as working #YourFirstDeskJob
Spent 20 min rearranging my desk. Kept it for 10 min and hated it. Spent anther 20 min putting it back to the way it was #YourFirstDeskJob
A graphical representation of how my life is going right now ๐ #YourFirstDeskJob
I don't understand how I can work so much yet be so poor #StudentLoans #EntryLevelSalary #HappyHour #MaybeIUnderstand #YourFirstDeskJob
It's only Monday and I already miss naps #YourFirstDeskJob
Seriously... Let me see #YourFirstDeskJob
If our email is down I'm pretty sure that means I can go home #YourFirstDeskJob
I've been "still figuring out my life" for over a year now. And nothing's been figured #YourFirstDeskJob
Someone gets it #YourFirstDeskJob
Drunk on a Wednesday #YourFirstDeskJob
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