Top Tweets for #academicfail
2/9: Studies link marijuana use to skipping classes, lower GPAs, and taking longer to graduate. If you're aiming for that degree or promotion, weed is like hitting the snooze button on your future. #AcademicFail
@LassoLessons @mzgreen66 @OliveOwl6 @ShiroSpirit @StitchingSin @LisaWinslow @bellapromote @EZPZ_CaseLaw @melJsaysso @TJ_onfire @secularprolife Lol, you have no academic grasp of Neurology and Human Neuro Embryology. Your reasoning comes from a huge academic deficiency. 🤦♂️ #AcademicFail #Neurology #Embryology
The whole journal publication system needs a MASSIVE overhaul. It's meant to provide rigor and quality control, but I could write a paper on the nonsense I've seen in the past week. Though who would publish it?
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Spent way longer than I’ll admit trying to format a column of data in #r, only to realise *hours* later I didn’t need that column 🤦♀️ #academicfail
Submitted my first grad school paper with all the comments and track changes on. So there’s my new phobia. Track changes.
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Reviews from paper came back
Reviewer 2 asked for comparative figure
I made one using published literature
Need publishers' permissions to resubmit
Publishers require 6 weeks (& possibly a fee) to give me permission to reuse figures(!!)
Reviews are due in 10 days🤷♀️
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Yesterday I spent 2h making half a graph in AI. I went to finish the graph today and realized I only saved it as a PDF. #winning #academicfail
@philipheron @NOAA Wow, when scales (one of the most basic pillars of science) become unimportant to a major science institution… 🙈
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I completed a Thing! And I want to feel good about completing the Thing, but the Thing should have been complete weeks ago, so really completing the Thing just underscores how bad I am at completing Things as of late. (By as of late I mean since 2020. See: my PhD.) #academicfail
🔸#AcademicFail : University of Kansas Tackles the Great Problem of Our Age, Offers ‘Angry White Male Studies’ https://t.co/qF0hNed9CD
Am I seriously the worst educator ever? Who comes to a meeting/workshop with no writing utensil, paper or fully charged computer? 🙋🏻♀️ 🤦♀️ #educatorfail #AcademicFail #AcademicRx #PharmEd2022 #TwitteRx
When your graduation cap doesn’t have a size-adjusting drawstring and you have a tiny head 😳 #academicfail
Oh yeah, they must have read that part of my article on Zadie Smith where I discuss Eye Diseases in The Autograph Man lol! #academicfail #AI
Somehow talked too fast AND ran out of time 🤦🏻♀️#academicfail #phdchat
That's what I get for going off script from slide #1! Aahh well, any weasel folks that want to talk feel free to dm me, I promise I do have results @MammalMeetings #asmtucson
@GurdeepAUHE Lol, am I the only one who had to Google what odious meant? #academicfail #poshwordsbaffleme #everydaysaschoolday
Omg this is one of the funniest. How this doesn't get caught before publishing is shocking. #academicfail
@motorcymick @GregRudd1 @zac_langdon @Powerage1986 @Kynes99 @twtrrr #AcademicFail citing a discredited source!!! GLW or IA are not credible journals of record and lack academic merit. They are every bit as bad as Trump media or Newscorpse in the main.
😭🤬🤢when you realize that you didn't backup your #zotero library before IT wiped your hard drive, and the last backup you can find is #endnote from 2011... #AcademicFail
#AcademicFail of the day: Forgot to hit record for a lecture today even after I practiced! 🤦♀️
#AcademicWin of the day: I made this pierogi, veggie, and keilbasa dinner in my air fryer 😎
Calling this day a draw y'all
Well, it finally happened. I was invited by a major funding body to review a grant proposal that I'm a named collaborator on, including funds directed to my lab. 😆😆 To be fair, we all make mistakes. It's December. Approaching Y3 of a pandemic. We're all tired. #AcademicFail
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