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This is an excellent illustration that demonstrates critical thinking & logic. This is ex-post vs predictive analysis. BUT...if you ever find a DJ Preacher who robs a bank, a high probability he'd appreciate you putting your hands up in the air. #badmathjokes
Little Venn Diagram to start your morning today! PUT YOUR MF HANDS UP!!!! 😁😂
My partner asked how my "different equations" class was going. I guess, technically, differential equations are a little "different."
Still not sure if they were just fucking with me.
#badmathjokes
What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?
“I feel like you’re plotting against me”
#badmathjokes
Continued dinner conversation with the 16yo.
Me: Radio waves are sine waves, right?
Hubs: How do we know they aren’t co-sine waves?
Son: 🙄
Me: Because there’s no paperwork in radio, but there’s always paperwork with a co-signer.
#Math #badmathjokes
I know that my 12 days of #BadMathJokes is up but I’m just having so much fun that I can’t stop. @MrOrr_geek @abbyroesch @HeatherCurl @lchzog @mcbainbr Teacher: What is 2n plus 2n?
Student: I don’t know. That sounds 4n to me.
#BadMathJokes @MrOrr_geek @mcbainbr @lchzog @abbyroesch @HeatherCurl Q: Why do atheists have trouble with exponents? A: They don’t believe in higher powers.
#BadMathJokes @mcbainbr @abbyroesch @MrOrr_geek @HeatherCurl @lchzog Q: What do you call best friends who love math? A: Alge-bros.
#BadMathJokes @mcbainbr @lchzog @abbyroesch @HeatherCurl @MrOrr_geek Q: Why did the student get upset when his math teacher called him average? A: It was a “mean” thing to say.
#BadMathJokes @mcbainbr @lchzog @abbyroesch @HeatherCurl @MrOrr_geek Q: Why did one fifth go to get a massage? A: it was really two tenths.
#BadMathJokes @MrOrr_geek @mcbainbr @HeatherCurl @abbyroesch @lchzog Q: Why did the student wear glasses during math class? A: It improved di-vision.
#BadMathJokes @mcbainbr @lchzog @abbyroesch @HeatherCurl @MrOrr_geek Q: What is a mathematician’s favourite tool? A: Multi-pliers.
#BadMathJokes @mcbainbr @HeatherCurl @MrOrr_geek @lchzog @abbyroesch Q: Why did all of the students do their multiplication problems on the floor? A: Their teacher told them that they weren’t allowed to use tables.
#BadMathJokes @lchzog @abbyroesch @mcbainbr @HeatherCurl @MrOrr_geek Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? A: He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
#BadMathJokes @mcbainbr @lchzog @MrOrr_geek @HeatherCurl @abbyroesch @jennyroesch Q: What do obtuse angles and husbands have in common? A: They are never right. 😂
#BadMathJokes Q: Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school? A: She sprained her angle. @HeatherCurl @MrOrr_geek @mcbainbr @lchzog @abbyroesch
#BadMathJokes Q: How does a mathematician plow fields?
A: With a pro-tractor. @mcbainbr @MrOrr_geek @HeatherCurl @lchzog @abbyroesch
Q: Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles?
A: Because there is no point #BadMathJokes @HeatherCurl @MrOrr_geek @mcbainbr
I have not tweeted in a while so I say let today kick off the 12 days of #BadMathJokes just in time for Christmas. Q: What do math teachers have decorating their floor? A: Area rugs @MrOrr_geek
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