#batsbegone - Twitter Hashtag

about 8 years ago

Dear Mr. Bats, Warning: should these assumptions be violated, it is possible the honored guest may become aggravated, and proceed to chase you with a pool cue. Sincerely, Fedup Batsbegone #batsbegone

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Colin Wray @thewritewray

about 8 years ago

Dear Mr Bats Swerving, out of nowhere, over the guest’s shoulder, and through the door they were about to enter is liable to give your guest a heart attack. Now, please consider these assumptions, and pass them along to the other Batses from Batsville #batsbegone

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Colin Wray @thewritewray

about 8 years ago

Dear Mr Bats, Assumption #3: Should you violate either of these two rules, at minimum, it would be much appreciated if you would reconsider your fancy for discontinuing your game of hide and seek on a whim, in favor of making a surprise attack on your honored guest. #batsbegone

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Colin Wray @thewritewray

about 8 years ago

Dear Mr Bats, Assumption #2: Should you violate Assumption #1, do choose your party games prudently. Playing catch me if you can, and then migrating to hide and seek without notice, can put undue stress on your honored guest. #batsbegone

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Colin Wray @thewritewray

about 8 years ago

Dear Mr Bats, Assumption #1: When planning a surprise party, it is customary to choose a time that will not inconvenience your honored guest overmuch. 1:30am is a highly inappropriate time to decided to play party games #batsbegone

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