Dear Mr. Bats,
I am writing you today concerning your appalling breach of etiquette in your making my acquaintance last night. I am not sure how things are done in Batsville, but allow me to enlighten you for a second about the current rules of decorum in the city of Alexandria.
Dear Mr. Bats,
Warning: should these assumptions be violated, it is possible the honored guest may become aggravated, and proceed to chase you with a pool cue.
Sincerely,
Fedup Batsbegone #batsbegone
Dear Mr Bats
Swerving, out of nowhere, over the guest’s shoulder, and through the door they were about to enter is liable to give your guest a heart attack.
Now, please consider these assumptions, and pass them along to the other Batses from Batsville
#batsbegone