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Quel che mancava, in effetti.
Sempre per quella storia secondo cui Putin sarebbe βfascistaβ. π€
#ceka #kgb #urss #comunismo
SarΓ rimessa al suo posto in piazza Lubjanka la statua del massacratore Feliks Dzerzhinsky, abbattuta durante i moti popolari antisovietici del '91.
La deriva putinista, nel disperato tentativo di salvare il culo, deve far bere ai cercopotechi delle paludi il ritorno dell'Impero.
Use this phenomenal tool to send in your thoughts to Parliament:
https://t.co/LhKLKCSG66
#CEKA #FinanceBill
Umetuma maoni ya Finance Bill 2026? Deadline ni kesho (25 May 2026 at 5pm).
Capture your voice today:
https://t.co/nj7pdB8fDU
#CEKA
@CrystalAsige Mobile view might be a bit skewed (working on that)
But desktop view is flawless
Jump on a comp/lapi & start educating yourself right away
#CEKA
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@ntvkenya @Ben_Kitili Your silence, dear citizen, enables it.
Choose to speak up - or complain & let it pass.
Choose to voice your opposition to this triple taxation, or let them get the balls to have a quadruple one in the works.
#CEKA
We have ALL 30,442 centers on #NasakaIEBC!
Ready to go live!
We're doing checks before entering Phase 2: Geocoding & Verification
Stay tuned
#CEKA
@rtunguru Letu jicho tu π
We see them
a) AI can do prompts, but can't replicate systems
b) There are laws for a reason
c) Check yourselves!
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#CEKA
We reached the target !!!
Guess who's coming back? :)
#NasakaIEBC
OFFICIAL STATEMENT:
Nasaka IEBC is temporarily down due to unexpectedly high traffic - over 1 million requests this month from your support.
We're upgrading our infrastructure now. We look forward to be back online soon.
Thank you for making this necessary
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#CEKA
@fit_ermined @damwit_ @Nyamisa_Chela Thank you for the tag!
Unfortunately, #NasakaIEBC is temporarily out of service
Kenyans used it so well, we've run our resources dry
Help us fellow Kenyans replenish & get back online sooner:
Paybill: 4573966
A/c No: 39928
Tuzidi pamoja
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GOOD NEWS: #NasakaIEBC has crashed!
Good news because 1,000,000+ of you have used it π
But a bit sad because we will be out of commission for a few days :'(
Help us come back sooner :)
Paybill: 4573966
A/c No: 39928
Tuzidi pamoja
#CEKA
@Kibet_bull Na mnasumbuka sana whilst kuna suluhisho :)
Tap hii hashtag #NasakaIEBC
Or directly visit
https://t.co/6YZMpobMJu
Usisumbuke tena nani
#CEKA
How to crash #NasakaIEBC
1. Make it run so well and efficiently that hundreds of thousands of Kenyans utilize 85% of its current capacity
Yes, we're under load - a very good thing!
But your few coins can help keep it up before it crashes
Paybill: 4573966
A/c No: 39928
#CEKA
How to crash #NasakaIEBC
1. Make it run so well and efficiently that hundreds of thousands of Kenyans utilize 85% of its current capacity
Yes, we're under load - a very good thing!
But your few coins can help keep it up before it crashes
Paybill: 4573966
A/c No: 39928
#CEKA
Thank you for 500 followers on Twitter!
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Asanteni!
#CEKA
Hii yetu btw haina data leak :)
We'll be sharing an API for interested parties to access our - loads of useful, civic & electoral - data very soon
Stay tuned!
#CEKA
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We know we all like what we're seeing
The support keeps it afloat for many others
Details below
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We're scaling up to meet the demand of users on #NasakaIEBC + support new updates (e.g. app version coming soon on Play Store) as well as support our small team that makes this possible.
We rely on donations and kind supporters to keep this service running.
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