#clumsymuppet - Twitter Hashtag

about 3 years ago

Did I? Yes Will it cost me? Yes Was it a new carpet? Yes Is it being fixed? Yes Will I iron in this room again? HELL NO! Am I a #ClumsyMuppet? HELL YES! Will I be reminded of this in company & with no time frame? I would 😂 I you give it, you gotta take it too 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂

muppetmoment's tweet photo. Did I? Yes
Will it cost me? Yes
Was it a new carpet? Yes
Is it being fixed? Yes
Will I iron in this room again? HELL NO!
Am I a #ClumsyMuppet? HELL YES!
Will I be reminded of this in company & with no time frame? I would 😂
I you give it, you gotta take it too 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂 https://t.co/VSHkb67gLo

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Muppetry inc 💙 @muppetmoment

over 4 years ago

Early trip to @Specsavers cos guess which muppet sat on his glasses? 🤦‍♂️ #ClumsyMuppet 👓 (Apparently I’m not allowed to drive by braille … who knew?😂)

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The Phoenix Runner @ThePhoenixHub

over 5 years ago

3 days after a fall into garden gate and handle, bruising around my 2 broken ribs is looking colourful & thank god for over the counter pain relief. Hoping for less eventful week next week 😅. #accidentprone #clumsymuppet

ThePhoenixHub's tweet photo. 3 days after a fall into garden gate and handle, bruising around my 2 broken ribs is looking colourful & thank god for over the counter pain relief. Hoping for less eventful week next week 😅. #accidentprone #clumsymuppet https://t.co/rK4O97JAkS

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Muppetry inc 💙 @muppetmoment

almost 6 years ago

Absolutely love our new tiled floors throughout .... BUT... Nowt bounces on it!!😂 I will now refer to the blue mug in the past tense #ClumsyMuppet

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Muppetry inc 💙 @muppetmoment

about 7 years ago

I may, or may not, have dropped my phone yesterday causing me a mild panic and for me to purchase a new phone cover to replace one which may, or may not, have been damaged. #Oops #ClumsyMuppet

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Muppetry inc 💙 @muppetmoment

about 7 years ago

I’m a grown up (allegedly), but putting beetroot on my lunch while wearing a white t-shirt is still a major worry! #FirstWorldProblems #ClumsyMuppet

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Muppetry inc 💙 @muppetmoment

about 7 years ago

So I fell (I would say stumbled) down the stairs last night. They are stone stairs & I fair jarred myself. Mrs Muppet ..... 15 mins of hysterical laughter & attempting to ask if the wine was ok that was on the side. Thanks! 🤷‍♂️🙄 I had to remind her I’m ok 🤣 #ClumsyMuppet

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Annie Gilbert @HappyHooker1157

almost 8 years ago

Good morning gosh a much colder one ❄️and later one as later tide and due to Grumpy having the clumsy gene at the moment and falling over #icydeck #twistedknee #clumsymuppet 🤣