#codehorror - Twitter Hashtag

7 months ago

HUMOR Faced with an impossible SLA deadline, I refactored the health-check to a static JSON return. System reliability is still zero, but optical reliability is now 100%. If the dashboard says it's working, it's 'working. #ProgrammingHumor #DevLife #CodeHorror #EngineeringMemes

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JetBrains @jetbrains

9 months ago

👻 There’s a ghost in the machine… And it just pushed to prod. 😱 Tell us your 3 line horror story below, if you dare! #Halloween #CodeHorror

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PUTMAN Logic @putmanmodel

about 1 year ago

Fun fact: @StephenKing started writing the Unity3D user manual once. He said it was too disturbing, and quit. #Unity3D #StephenKing #DevHumor #CodeHorror #DarkplaceVibes #GameDev #FrustratedHumor #indiedevlife #unitydev

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Freemius

@freemius

over 1 year ago

Developers' scariest nightmare: Undefined is not a function. 💀⚠️ Yikes! This is terrifying – and we’ve all been there. What's your scariest coding nightmare? Let’s see whose comment will send chills down your spine! 😱💻 #CodeHorror #DevNightmares #TechHalloween #Freemius

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Ingenio2010.com @Ingenio_2010

over 3 years ago

Lo de Bankinter Online es de traca... hace quedar a la banca online de Santander como algo bueno #bankinter #codehorror #arquitectura #verguenza

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Alex M. Santo @alexmsanto

over 3 years ago

const char* seed = "random seed"; RAND_seed(seed, sizeof(seed)); Happy Halloween! I know that's terrifying ... #codehorror

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Grzegorz Kotfis 🧢 @gkotfis

about 5 years ago

You can read thousands of books, blogs and still write crappy code like that 👇 I hate side effects 🤬 It was a bad day ... #programming #SRP #SoftwareEngineering #codehorror

gkotfis's tweet photo. You can read thousands of books, blogs and still write crappy code like that 👇 I hate side effects 🤬
It was a bad day ...

#programming #SRP #SoftwareEngineering #codehorror https://t.co/cT7DhhtMQq

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ichi @ichikata

over 7 years ago

Hey [%first_name | Default Value%] ! #wtf #recruiting #codehorror

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Steve NDENDE @steve111MV

almost 9 years ago · Congo Brazzaville

hahah https://t.co/E7jvkSV8Iw #Hacker, #Hack Thyself #CodeHorror #dev #dev242 #jsdigest

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Data Provenance @DataProv

about 9 years ago

One analyst's hell is another analyst's hell that they don't realize they're in. #DataScience #codehorror https://t.co/bzLUAwwdaK

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🌈 Giorgio Natili @giorgionatili

about 9 years ago

Am I the only one that is still shocked to see a switch case like this? ~~ #cleancode #codehorror cc @jbrains

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Lars Hvam Petersen @LarsHvam

over 9 years ago · South Denmark

#abap #codehorror from class method, could not fit all local variables in 1 screenshot, also note the naming conventions

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Simon G @sluzky

over 9 years ago

Ho.... The horror! #codehorror https://t.co/qgH203vASB

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Timo John @Timo_John

over 9 years ago · Cape Verde

I definitely would like to! Have to arrange this somehow to join @ABAPCodeRetreat and bring some #codeHorror examples from home. https://t.co/HIu0XVpNgp

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