#comalyfe - Twitter Hashtag

almost 4 years ago

Tuff to do selfies in pirgitory but I gotta pretty schweet Family Ties dad beard goin on now on my pubes. @MichaelGrossBiz #ShaNaNaNa #ComaForKeatons #ComaLyfe

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Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi

almost 5 years ago

Bein comatoes socks but at least I'm not marryed or hafta go to work. #ComaPerks #ComaLyfe #FuckinBitchPoosenedMe

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Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi

over 5 years ago

Feelin lonely so I got a dog. See imidge below. His name iz Poochie. Were both still learnin how to not piss n shit are self's. Btw this pic is from da annyual Pergitory Picnic last week. #DatsMyDawg #HellWraith #ILoveMyDog #ComaLyfe

dColonoscipi's tweet photo. Feelin lonely so I got a dog. See imidge below. His name iz Poochie. Were both still learnin how to not piss n shit are self's. Btw this pic is from da annyual Pergitory Picnic last week. #DatsMyDawg #HellWraith #ILoveMyDog #ComaLyfe https://t.co/aUIyUqCwEp

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Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi

over 5 years ago

I miss my Family. Dollar. #2for1AntiFungalCreem #Funyons @hotfunyons #TinFoilCrackPipe @ReynoldsBrands #ComaLyfe @myfamilydollar

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Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi

over 5 years ago

Dis bitch #TooClingy #ComaLyfe

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Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi

over 5 years ago

Haffent been to da movees in a minute cuz I'm in a coma. Anywon know if da jerk-off booths on roote 130 are still open during #KoalaBear19 ? #ComaLyfe #HumanGarbage #Maga2020 #Mmf

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Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi

over 5 years ago

Kinda wet n rainy heer in da dump. Currintly keepin warm wit a pile of discarded swag and promotionil mateeriuls from the @daxshepard film, CHiPS. There all covered in poop but basicully so was da movie. Also, diseased rats rape me constantly @chipsmovie #ComaLyfe #KillMe #Flyers

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Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi

almost 6 years ago

Bein stuck like dis reely makes me wunt some kinda outlet... Is Foreskin Mills styl open during #KoalaBear19s? I need new undies as they have not chainged me in monfths now @Formanmills1 #comasharts #comalyfe #MAGA2020

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Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi

almost 6 years ago

Overherd somewon in my room say they gotta wear a #mask now cuz a dis #Koalabear19 shit. If anywon needs a mask, feel free to use mine, as pictured below. The mouth-hole is ideel for anonamis forced love. #comaprowl #sexualasalt #comalyfe

dColonoscipi's tweet photo. Overherd somewon in my room say they gotta wear a #mask now cuz a dis #Koalabear19 shit. If anywon needs a mask, feel free to use mine, as pictured below. The mouth-hole is ideel for anonamis forced love. #comaprowl #sexualasalt #comalyfe https://t.co/kQY0grhIBp

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Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi

over 7 years ago

These nurse guys reely need to stop chekin my butthole wit such big n vainy thermomiters. #inacoma #breeded #vainy #comalyfe #comalove #ateams #maga

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Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi

over 7 years ago

I think when I get outta dis #coma I'm gonna get inta actin...I wanna be da non-thinking-man's @MarkRuffalo...u know for like morans. Him or a Bushwakker twin from wresslin. Pacificly Luke. #comatweet #inacoma #imissateams #ismomstillazomby ? #comalyfe #flyers #MAGA #TrumpJesus

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Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi

almost 8 years ago

Is this pergitory? Did da @NHLFlyers start up yet? More vizhions of God....#comalyfe

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