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Trying to convince a 12- year old to leave her phone with me is like trying to convince Cookie Monster to quit cookies. Their camp is going to a water park. “I’ll just leave it in a locker.” The “you know how many thefts I take from a locker” argument got an eye roll. #CopKid
Pista de fusta - Cançons d'amor, part 72 https://t.co/Gz2d5ACokb Tros de tema #percappeusimalucs al #pistadefusta d'en @MiquiPuig a @iCatfm #TurnItDownV3 @kaskade #CopKid
@K_Law124 Nuthin. My dad was a cop so we kids kept it real.... since day one...😂😂😂 #hardAssKid #DontMessWithMe #copkid 💙💙
When ABSOLUTELY every piece of laundry is dirty and there are no towels, napkins, paper towels, hankerchiefs, kleenex or duct tape and its too cold for the nude, what a #copkid wears to bed as an ABSOLUTE last resort.
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Came home from work.
Went into #CopKid room and I see this.
How am I supposed to kiss her without the unicorn stabbing me in the eye?!
(Unicorn's name is Sally btw)

Came home after a rather uneventful night.
Decided to give #CopKid a kiss goodnight.
Snuck into her room, stepped over legos, blankets, and stuffed animals. Kissed her on the forehead and then egressed her room.
If I hadn't been a cop, I could have totally been a ninja.
Hopefully my 9 year-old learns to not drive like he Ripsticks. Sound up...wait for it...
KP
#copkid #behindthebadge #razormoments
Doing some #CommunityPolicing in our neighborhood in Ocean Pines tonight. #ThinBlueLine #copkid #officercody #leokid #policesupport
That awkward moment when 1 kid was running around in his underwear, 1 kid sitting w/ a shit eating grin & the smallest one w/ a nasty gash while the firefighters & police were waiting for the ambo.
Oh wait...that was my house & kids. We learned gravity works #copkid #parenthood
@brazenqueer ty for the thread. i hate the saviour stuff around sex work! the second tweet on this person's page is how much she loves taylor swift. if she didn't have the followers i'd almost suspect a troll acct. #copkid
If you’re not a daughter you have no clue what it feels like to see your Daddy crying in the bathroom when he gets home from work. #CopKid https://t.co/g2QkFGwXHj
Glad to know my daughter picked up her dad's donut eating skills. @myaamckee #copkid https://t.co/VewYhizyDb
Donut eating contest with THE best donuts in town, @LongsBakery !!! @rtv6 @JuliePursley6
love when my dad calls me at midnight to share his cop stories of the day w me bc he knows i appreciate hearing them. 💙
#CopKid
#FutureCop
Fact of the matter is police officers are heroes, and everyone makes mistakes but no one deserves to be murdered. #BleedBlue #CopKid
Running late getting 9 to day camp. Grabbed the first bag I could find for her stuff. Oh great, it's a crime scene cleanup company. #copkid
Yep. Just discovered in Publix that my 6 year old was carrying about 10 hollow point bullets in his hands. #copkid
Watching crime shows and knowing they used an ambulance siren on a cop car #copkid
The 3 yr old is hiding.
Me: Come out please.
Me: Come out now, we need to go.
Me: Come out or I'll send in the dog.
*appears*
#copkid
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